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Sewing Techniques?
Posted on 10/5/17 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 4:57 pm
Just cut my sack and I need a fix without going to the emergency room.
Need a solution soon as I’m scheduled to bang by 8 at the latest
Need a solution soon as I’m scheduled to bang by 8 at the latest
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Posted on 10/5/17 at 4:58 pm to philly444
superglue
or vaseline
or vaseline
This post was edited on 10/5/17 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:14 pm to philly444
How did you manage to do that?
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:15 pm to philly444
Pics.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:16 pm to philly444
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:17 pm to philly444
quote:
Scheduled to bang by 8
If he's worth it, he'll wait for you as long as you need.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:24 pm to dfintlyHmmrd
quote:
How did you manage to do that?
Fusion pro glides baw
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:31 pm to philly444
just take a hot iron to it and that should close it up.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:32 pm to philly444
quote:Try a running subcuticular with a 3-0 monofilament on a Keith needle. Tie beads to the tags and address them as a new type of dermal piercing.
Need a solution soon as I’m scheduled to bang by 8 at the latest
How's that?
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:34 pm to philly444
Just use a styptic pencil. I guarantee it won't hurt at all. 
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:40 pm to philly444
Cancel said appointment to bang lady (or tranny) and go to the emergency room. Request a hot nurse to sew it up.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:46 pm to NC_Tigah
I'm gonna recommend silk for the sack, mono is gonna be poky
Posted on 10/5/17 at 5:48 pm to philly444
Did you find the buttress on your bag?
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:36 pm to philly444
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:46 pm to IceTiger
Just put a rubber band around them, it will stop the bleeding and if you leave it long enough they will just drop off and you will get the smooth effect down there that you are apparently looking for.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 6:50 pm to philly444
If you slice open your ball sack (as opposed to a booksack) with a Fusion Pro Glide, then you are retarded, without any type of coordinated motor skill, and should not be allowed to have the secks on account of the possibility your genes may be further spread in the population.
You don't need sutures. You need a vasectomy.
You don't need sutures. You need a vasectomy.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 7:51 pm to philly444
Embroidery.
Posted on 10/5/17 at 8:04 pm to philly444
Just bleed out. You owe that to the world.
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