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re: Settle a drunken argument: Tyson vs Bruce Lee no holds barred KO match
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:00 pm to prplhze2000
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:00 pm to prplhze2000
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Everyone forget lee would go for Tysons legs probably.
No
We uh.... Covered this
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Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:00 pm to boom roasted
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Ali would've made a fool out of him he would have had him so mad he would have had fun with him after five roundsIf Ali survives the initial rounds, he runs circles around Tyson.
They're both still alive. They should fight.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:01 pm to Huey Lewis
Sorry nevermind.
I forgot. Martial arts "masters" are guided by the same cosmic ethical rules as psychics.
You can't use your abilities for financial gains. The minute you start prizefighting/asking the spirits for tomorrow's Powerball numbers, you lose your powers like Sampson getting a haircut.
I forgot. Martial arts "masters" are guided by the same cosmic ethical rules as psychics.
You can't use your abilities for financial gains. The minute you start prizefighting/asking the spirits for tomorrow's Powerball numbers, you lose your powers like Sampson getting a haircut.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:02 pm to boom roasted
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Ali could take punches.I know. Never said he couldn't. But every man can get KO'd.
Can take them even better jacked up on coke.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:02 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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So my point that the arena has bearing on the fight isn't stupid?
Sigh. You wrote your post in such a way that it could easily be misunderstood. I pointed this out to you. This implies that I misunderstood you. You're now creating an argument and assigning it to me, based on my misunderstanding your poorly made point. That's called a "strawman". Please read back over my posts and show me where I said that the arena has no bearing.
This post was edited on 2/14/14 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:04 pm to Huey Lewis
I remember fighting some Karate masters when I was younger. I boxed a little. arse whuppings they all received.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:06 pm to northshorebamaman
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Sigh. You wrote your post in such a way that it could easily be misunderstood. I pointed this out to you. This implies that I misunderstood you. You're now creating an argument and assigning it to me, based on my misunderstanding your poorly made point. That's called a "strawman". Please read back over my posts and show me where I said that the arena has no bearing.
I'll just use your same argument. You said the post was stupid. I took that as the argument presented is stupid.
Misunderstandings all around.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:07 pm to alajones
How the frick is this thread still going? Holy shite.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:09 pm to Tiger in NY
I can't believe is hasn't been anchored.
Not that I want it to be. I hate when they do that.
Not that I want it to be. I hate when they do that.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:09 pm to Tiger in NY
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How the frick is this thread still going? Holy shite.
40 pages on Valentines Day no less about the dumbest shite I think could ever be posted. Typical OT.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:10 pm to MWP
I think this thread has devolved into "I'm going to be right about something" land.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:13 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Misunderstandings all around.
Let's leave it at that. I'm sure no one else wants to read us bicker.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:17 pm to boom roasted
Now that I'm not on a damn cellphone and can actually type. here goes.
1. Cassius Clay. Not Ali. Cassius Clay. Mean, hungry, fast, lean, and again MEAN. He would've made a fool out of him. First he would have had Tyson's game and style completely figured out, than known how to fight it. He could jab. Tyson never could handle an offensive jab, see Douglas and Holyfield fights. He could take a punch or two or three or ten, see the Foreman fight. He took some real shots right ot the kisser and didn't crumble. He would've screwed with Tyson's head before the fight even started.
Problem is, Tyson was dumb and Ali would've known it. He would've won that fight before it started. He would've survived the first five rounds because he would've been ready for the bull rush that was Tyson.
2. Foreman. Alot bigger than Tyson and he was a killer in the ring. Tyson never got hit that hard in his whole career. Look what he did to Norton and Frazier. Ali out thought him but never would give him a rematch, either. People forget that many worried about Ali's safety when he fought Foreman.
3. Holmes. Offensive jab and a knockout punch. He could take a punch and was Ali's sparring partner. Again, Tyson couldn't handle that jab. Holmes was always very underrated. Earnie Shavers hit alot harder than Tyson and he couldn't put him down for the count.
4. Louis. Want to see speed and toughness, Brown Bomber. He could take punches too. See Baer fight. Took his best punches and still kicked his arse all over the ring. He could match Tyson on speed and power.
5. Norton. Just watch him fight.
6. Frazier and Liston. Similar styles. Tossups. Both were baaaaaaad dudes and alot meaner and tougher than anyone Tyson fought.
Keep in mind Tyson fought when the division was at its weakest. None of those chumps would've been contenders in the 70's or early 80's or even the late 60's. I mean, guys were taking dives instead of getting hit by Tyson. He was a fierce and awesome fighter but nowhere close to unbeatable.
1. Cassius Clay. Not Ali. Cassius Clay. Mean, hungry, fast, lean, and again MEAN. He would've made a fool out of him. First he would have had Tyson's game and style completely figured out, than known how to fight it. He could jab. Tyson never could handle an offensive jab, see Douglas and Holyfield fights. He could take a punch or two or three or ten, see the Foreman fight. He took some real shots right ot the kisser and didn't crumble. He would've screwed with Tyson's head before the fight even started.
Problem is, Tyson was dumb and Ali would've known it. He would've won that fight before it started. He would've survived the first five rounds because he would've been ready for the bull rush that was Tyson.
2. Foreman. Alot bigger than Tyson and he was a killer in the ring. Tyson never got hit that hard in his whole career. Look what he did to Norton and Frazier. Ali out thought him but never would give him a rematch, either. People forget that many worried about Ali's safety when he fought Foreman.
3. Holmes. Offensive jab and a knockout punch. He could take a punch and was Ali's sparring partner. Again, Tyson couldn't handle that jab. Holmes was always very underrated. Earnie Shavers hit alot harder than Tyson and he couldn't put him down for the count.
4. Louis. Want to see speed and toughness, Brown Bomber. He could take punches too. See Baer fight. Took his best punches and still kicked his arse all over the ring. He could match Tyson on speed and power.
5. Norton. Just watch him fight.
6. Frazier and Liston. Similar styles. Tossups. Both were baaaaaaad dudes and alot meaner and tougher than anyone Tyson fought.
Keep in mind Tyson fought when the division was at its weakest. None of those chumps would've been contenders in the 70's or early 80's or even the late 60's. I mean, guys were taking dives instead of getting hit by Tyson. He was a fierce and awesome fighter but nowhere close to unbeatable.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:28 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:No fricking shite.
I'm sure no one else wants to read us bicker.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:31 pm to USMCTiger03
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:32 pm to prplhze2000
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Now that I'm not on a damn cellphone and can actually type. here goes. 1. Cassius Clay. Not Ali. Cassius Clay. Mean, hungry, fast, lean, and again MEAN. He would've made a fool out of him. First he would have had Tyson's game and style completely figured out.......
I agree with almost everything you said. But what did the guys on that list have in common? They'd all stomp the holy dog sssshhhnot out of Bruce Lee. Mainly because they were world class athletes that out weighed BL by about 100#. Tyson Vs. Bruce Lee would look The Honey Badger vs the World 5 year Old Karate Champ.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:33 pm to WM
oh really?
See Anoki v. Ali.
See Anoki v. Ali.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:33 pm to northshorebamaman
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Let's leave it at that. I'm sure no one else wants to read us bicker.
Then people should just realize there's no way Bruce Lee does not get destroyed by Mike Tyson.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:35 pm to SmackoverHawg
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Then people should just realize there's no way Bruce Lee does not get destroyed by Mike Tyson.
Bruce would be lucky to have control over all his faculties.
Posted on 2/14/14 at 10:37 pm to prplhze2000
quote:He broke Ali's jaw.
5. Norton. Just watch him fight.
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