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Semen crepe fails to win school cook off
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:06 am
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:06 am
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even teenagers are now charged for putting bodily fluids inside the food that they fed to their teachers. Delaware County prosecutors filed charges Tuesday against the Olentangy Hyatts Middle School students. The incident happened in May when prosecutors say the students, all 14-year-old boys, concocted a foul plan to taint food they served to their teachers. According to prosecutors, they did that with their bodily fluids. This was part of a cooking contest in their class- where teachers were judging dishes prepared by students. Here is the rundown of the charges against these students: One student is charged with felony assault on a teacher. Prosecutors say he brought a plastic bag with his semen to school and dropped the semen on a crepe that he and his classmates fed to a teacher.
This post was edited on 9/4/19 at 8:08 am
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Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:07 am to arseinclarse
He obviously didn't eat enough pineapple before inserting the filling
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:07 am to arseinclarse
Upvoted for thread title alone
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:07 am to arseinclarse
So you honestly think people will be eager to click that link?
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:09 am to castorinho
Relax. I hit submit on the iPhone.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:11 am to arseinclarse
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A third suspect is also charged with assault on a teacher as part of this act. Prosecutors say he planned the assault, and brought his own semen to school, but did not put it on the crepe.
It’s time to ban ziploc bags
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:13 am to arseinclarse
What’s up with 14 years old right now? First, one in Alabama kills his whole family, now they’re doing vile stuff like this.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:14 am to arseinclarse
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Prosecutors say he brought a plastic bag with his semen to school and dropped the semen on a crepe that he and his classmates fed to a teacher.
Well, did she like it?
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:14 am to Roll Tide Ravens
Lack of fathers, public school education, unlimited genders.....
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:15 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:15 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:17 am to arseinclarse
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Semen crepe
Sounds like that wet shite that falls from crepe myrtle trees.
“Hey Bob, don’t park right there. The crepe myrtle is gonna cum all over your car!”
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:17 am to arseinclarse
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An attorney representing four of the students sent the following statement to 10TV:
“Everyone has worked very hard this summer to resolve these cases in a fair manner that takes into account the disgusting nature of this prank, while also balancing the fact that we’re talking about 8th grade boys. This is an example of how easily influenced kids are by what they see on YouTube and social media. They are learning an extremely hard lesson. We feel horrible for these teachers.”
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:19 am to arseinclarse
Kay Parker clearly wasn’t on the judges panel
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:21 am to arseinclarse
Back when I was in school, if you wanted to win the cooking contest you made semen omelettes. Semen crepes are so obvious. 
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:22 am to arseinclarse
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:23 am to arseinclarse
We need common sense semen laws.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:34 am to arseinclarse
crème brule?
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:35 am to arseinclarse
In Chinese restaurants, that's a dish called the Crème of Sum Yung Guy.
Posted on 9/4/19 at 8:35 am to arseinclarse
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Prosecutors say he brought a plastic bag with his semen to school and dropped the semen on a crepe that he and his classmates fed to a teacher.
Well, that's just crepe-y...
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