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re: Sects with a Crazy Woman
Posted on 4/10/17 at 8:38 pm to blueridgeTiger
Posted on 4/10/17 at 8:38 pm to blueridgeTiger
You haven't lived until you've had a BS crazy one that won't have it unless it's roleplay action...
Posted on 4/10/17 at 8:45 pm to lsu2006
quote:
You just made this thread to tell everyone you've had sex with a woman before.
FIFY
Posted on 4/10/17 at 8:58 pm to blueridgeTiger
quote:I never had sects with a crazy woman. I have no complaints.
What say the OT
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:10 pm to airfernando
Well then, trannies don't count baw
This post was edited on 4/10/17 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:11 pm to blueridgeTiger
You made a dumb thread and then passed out.
You suck
You suck
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:44 pm to CommunityCollegeFTW
quote:
You made a dumb thread and then passed out.
Actually I did - I laid down and went to sleep for a couple of hours.
Those asking for examples - sex in the Penny's dressing room, BJ on a flight from California, quicky BJ while hosting a party, BJ while driving on I-85 south of Atlanta. It wasn't the sex that separated us - she was bat shite crazy in many other ways.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 10:49 pm to blueridgeTiger
br T, you need to save these sagas for coffee time with some of our more 'mature posters'. It might wake a few up!

Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:01 pm to Ole Geauxt
It's midnight here - I'm going to take a pee and go to bed.
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:04 pm to blueridgeTiger
Was referring to the am.. 
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:11 pm to blueridgeTiger
This thread is complete BS. How do I know? Sex with all women is sex with crazy women. Heterosexual, non-virgin males all know this
Posted on 4/10/17 at 11:50 pm to blueridgeTiger
Woa you got road head? Holy shite dude amazing
Posted on 4/11/17 at 1:19 am to blueridgeTiger
Every young person should date a nurse for a few months in their young life. They are all pretty much bat shite crazy freaks.
Don't marry one. Just frick em.
A woman that lays there and rubs your arms because she wants to stick a needle in them then she wants to fight so she can have make-up sex.
Bitches are crazy.
Don't marry one. Just frick em.
A woman that lays there and rubs your arms because she wants to stick a needle in them then she wants to fight so she can have make-up sex.
Bitches are crazy.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 1:31 am to DavidTheGnome
An old Lieutenant once said to me "Laddie Buck, all pussy is good, just some better than others, and all pussy is crazy, just some crazier than others."
Posted on 4/11/17 at 1:58 am to Cali-to-Death Valley
I once hooked up with a true crazy bitch. We had just started and she told me to slap her. Well, I'm not against a good slap on the arse so I obliged her.
She kept saying "harder" and "harder" and "harder!" It was getting to the point that it was hurting my hand. So I thought maybe a change in position could allow me to escape this awkwardness- I don't get into "abusing" women, it just isn't sexy to me. Well...
She grabbed my hands, slapped them on her tits, and told me to pinch her nipples. I did, but as you may have guessed, she wanted it hard. I was amazed that she could put up with that level of pain, and even more amazed that she was turned on by it.
Then she asked if she could choke me. Had I not been thinking with my little head I would've ended it right there. But...
She wrapped her hands around my neck and fricking went all Boston Stangler on me. I thought she was just going to play around, but I had to pull her hands off of my neck so I could breathe. After I told her that doesn't work for me she said she just got caught up in the moment.
I was stupid, buzzed, and horny so we kept going.
The next day I had fingernail claw marks all over my back deep enough to cause blood stains on my shirt, hickies on both sides of my neck, a pair of sore nipples, the outline of a handprint on one of my thighs, and a bite mark on my chest that was so bad it caused my entire left side of my chest to bruise up purple/blue/black for a couple of weeks.
That was a crazy bitch.
She kept saying "harder" and "harder" and "harder!" It was getting to the point that it was hurting my hand. So I thought maybe a change in position could allow me to escape this awkwardness- I don't get into "abusing" women, it just isn't sexy to me. Well...
She grabbed my hands, slapped them on her tits, and told me to pinch her nipples. I did, but as you may have guessed, she wanted it hard. I was amazed that she could put up with that level of pain, and even more amazed that she was turned on by it.
Then she asked if she could choke me. Had I not been thinking with my little head I would've ended it right there. But...
She wrapped her hands around my neck and fricking went all Boston Stangler on me. I thought she was just going to play around, but I had to pull her hands off of my neck so I could breathe. After I told her that doesn't work for me she said she just got caught up in the moment.
I was stupid, buzzed, and horny so we kept going.
That was a crazy bitch.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:28 am to blueridgeTiger
Nothing like it.
Price is high, though.
Price is high, though.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 2:36 am to Sody Cracker
quote:
If one has sex with a woman, one has had sex with a crazy woman
Truer words have never been spoken
Posted on 4/11/17 at 5:18 am to blueridgeTiger
If you think you have, you haven't. If she might have been, you haven't. If "They are all crazy", you haven't.
When you have, you know it. There is no maybe.
When you have, you know it. There is no maybe.
Posted on 4/11/17 at 6:02 am to blueridgeTiger
Gotta say the crazy sex is some of hands down the best. Especially when there is danger involved. And it's just this primal lust, this dance on the razors edge of passion.
I had one, crazier than a shithouse rat, but with a rocking little body. Turned her into a freak in the sack. Just filthy. She loved it when I talked dirty to her and just absolutely dominated her. In the park, in the car, changing rooms, etc. Choking hair pulling pure animal fricking.
But you never knew if you were gonna wake up to a blowjob or a knife to the Dick.
Still worth it.
I had one, crazier than a shithouse rat, but with a rocking little body. Turned her into a freak in the sack. Just filthy. She loved it when I talked dirty to her and just absolutely dominated her. In the park, in the car, changing rooms, etc. Choking hair pulling pure animal fricking.
But you never knew if you were gonna wake up to a blowjob or a knife to the Dick.
Still worth it.
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