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re: Season long ski thread: tips and rules for you amateur coonass skiers
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:01 pm to Bama and Beer
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:01 pm to Bama and Beer
Rednecks and Coonasses would skip lessons like they skip showers.
Pizza, pizza, pizza, crash...YEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWW
ETA: I'm looking forward to not seeing most of the OTs bud light cans under the ski lifts the whole way up the mountain.
Pizza, pizza, pizza, crash...YEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWW
ETA: I'm looking forward to not seeing most of the OTs bud light cans under the ski lifts the whole way up the mountain.
This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 5:03 pm
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Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:02 pm to roadGator
Good job giving out all this valuable ski advice Florida fan.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:02 pm to Bama and Beer
Take a half day lesson, usually a hottie or two in the class.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:02 pm to roadGator
you ain't a real G-Man, baw
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:03 pm to Bama and Beer
don't act like your gump as has ever seen snow before
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:03 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Good job giving out all this valuable ski advice Florida fan.
Explain.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:04 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Good job giving out all this valuable ski advice Florida fan.
roadGator grew up in the mountains of Va, fwiw
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:04 pm to Gary Lazer Eyes
Alter?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:04 pm to roadGator
If you wear camo at all when you go ski you are trash, period. There are no exceptions. Stick to solid colors only.
If you drink beer while skiing you are trash, period. I understand stopping and sitting down on a bench or inside some place on the slopes to down a beer. But holding a can of beer as you make your way down the slopes just screams trash.
If you drink beer while skiing you are trash, period. I understand stopping and sitting down on a bench or inside some place on the slopes to down a beer. But holding a can of beer as you make your way down the slopes just screams trash.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:05 pm to Cosmo
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NEVER EVER stop in the middle of a steep section of a trail. Somebody coming over the top of the ridge may not have time to react
Hell yes
My worst spill ever was because of this. I reacted, was going to miss him, then the dude shuffles in the direction I veered to (while looking straight at me), and I clip him.
I was moving fast, spun, and slammed the back of my head. Thank God I had bought a helmet that season.
And of course, it was a damn snowboarder
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:05 pm to roadGator
No, just a stalker
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:05 pm to Volt
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And of course, it was a damn snowboarder
You are allowed to beat them to a pulp now I hear. ACtually, I think it's encouraged.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:06 pm to Cosmo
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-do not ski on trails above your ability level. Nothing worse than dipshits pizzaing their way down a groomed black just to say they skied a black
meh, you gotta learn somehow. i always push myself and others to leave comfort zones.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:06 pm to Gary Lazer Eyes
I'm not buying that. Only one person here knows about G-man. 
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:07 pm to McLemore
Once you go black, you never go back.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:07 pm to Gary Lazer Eyes
How would you know that?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:07 pm to Volt
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My worst spill ever was because of this. I reacted, was going to miss him, then the dude shuffles in the direction I veered to (while looking straight at me), and I clip him.
I ran over some 8 year old kid in Vail because of this. fricker stopped in the middle of a blue that I was making my way down. I was coming off the ridge and bam he was right there. Since he was right there and I had no time to react I had to wipe out on purpose to avoid hitting him at full speed but I still knocked his arse over like a bowling ball in my skid. Kid started bawling and of course his parents got all pissed off at me and acted like I was purposely trying to kill him.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:09 pm to McLemore
quote:Yea, that's fricking annoying. If you suck at skiing, stay off the hard runs. You won't even find it fun.
quote:
-do not ski on trails above your ability level. Nothing worse than dipshits pizzaing their way down a groomed black just to say they skied a black
And we hate you.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:09 pm to Cosmo
I've never been skiing before
Posted on 12/11/15 at 5:10 pm to Scruffy
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Yea, that's fricking annoying. If you suck at skiing, stay off the hard runs. You won't even find it fun.
I don't mind avoiding someone carving slow at all. What I can't stand is the arse much pizza guy on a black.
Pizza shouldn't be on blue much less black.
PIZZA SUCKS!!!
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