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re: Scott Steiner weighs in on the 100 men vs 1 gorilla debate...
Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:10 am to AwgustaDawg
Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:10 am to AwgustaDawg
100 men would kill a gorilla. Just need enough guys willing to sacrifice themselves. You get 5-6 guys around each leg and once the gorilla goes to the ground, get another 5-6 on each arm eventually the gorilla would tire out and the guys would be able to take him out.
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Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:38 am to RandySavage
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People really think 100 men would lose to a gorilla?
This board has been obsessed with chimps and gorillas on and off for awhile now. To see some of them post it’s a miracle that animals haven’t taken over the world yet.
In scenarios like this they’ll list out the attributes the gorillas has like it fricking knows what its bench press and psi of its bite and has that advantage and then have them doing shite to humans that they never do in wild, while ignoring that gorillas instinctively avoid humans and seeing 100 creatures that appear taller than it is is going to make it want to try to haul arse away. Even in a scenario where a fight must happen and there’s some force field preventing either side to run away the gorillas is going use its arms and fists. Very rarely will they use their teeth is defense and even if they did to couple with their normal style of fighting/defending itself the gorilla uses short burst of energy in combat then it’s worn down. The sheer numbers are just going overwhelm it.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 8:43 am to finchmeister08
They need to ask women if they would rather be alone in the woods with a bear or one hundred gorillas.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 2:17 pm to Philzilla
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Philzilla
Dickriding Big Poppa Pump. Sounds like you're already his bitch!
Must be a Aggie fan
Posted on 5/7/25 at 2:19 pm to finchmeister08
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Scott Steiner
His nephew is doing pretty well for himself in WWE.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 2:25 pm to finchmeister08
I guess he is trying to be funny ,but a 60 year old man don't stand much of a chance.
Posted on 5/7/25 at 2:32 pm to finchmeister08
The Steiner Recliner…. Nothing Could Be Finer….
Posted on 5/7/25 at 2:34 pm to Hetfield
Frankensteiner
Posted on 5/7/25 at 2:37 pm to Woodlands Tigah
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The Silverback gorilla is gonna make "Big Poppa Pump" his bitch!
I am not sure a Gorilla knows how to get out of the "Steiner recliner".
Posted on 5/7/25 at 2:44 pm to Woodlands Tigah
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The Silverback gorilla is gonna make "Big Poppa Pump" his bitch!
Posted on 5/7/25 at 2:50 pm to Obtuse1
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Plus the estimates are they can benchpress 4,000+ pounds
lol that’s good bait
Posted on 5/7/25 at 3:15 pm to Saunson69
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It'd have all positives.
Except the guys getting their skull crushed and arms ripped off….
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