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re: Science has lost its damn mind

Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:30 pm to
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:30 pm to
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I use a towel at least 3-5 times before it goes in the wash. I ain't washing a shite ton of towels every week. I gots things to do brah.


I may feel different if I didn't have a wife for that
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:33 pm to
I like clean towels too, but wouldn't worry about this. Just dry your junk off with the same corner of the towel every time.

Do you know how germy keyboards and shopping carts are? It's okay to teach your immune system a lesson.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:37 pm to
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Don't worry, your wife has a strong immune system, I've already exposed her to everything


I worked level 1 trauma ER for a decade. Both you and his wife have been exposed to all kinds of stuff if sharing the same towel I use at his place.
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2914 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:39 pm to
You people are gross as frick. I don't want to dry my face with the same towel that I used yesterday to dry off my arse and balls.

Wash the towels after every time you take a bath, it's not hard.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:40 pm to
So you agree with the scientist. Am I missing something?
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15390 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:43 pm to
quote:


I may feel different if I didn't have a wife for that


I have a wife for that. But sometimes I have to help with the wash too. And washing and folding towels is not my cup of tea.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:45 pm to
I don't know if I could find the washer in my house if I needed to
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:46 pm to
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You people are gross as frick. I don't want to dry my face with the same towel that I used yesterday to dry off my arse and balls. Wash the towels after every time you take a bath, it's not hard.

Do you disinfect the ATM or the armrests at the doctor's office? When was the last time you sterilized your steering wheel or cabinet knobs? A used towel that still smells fresh just seems like a silly thing to worry about.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:50 pm to
I don't touch the steering wheel or cabinet knobs with my b hole
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:52 pm to
I like to rub my bootyhole on public doorknobs and shopping cart handles.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:55 pm to
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I don't touch the steering wheel or cabinet knobs with my b hole

That's good to know, but your "b hole" germs are still all over your house no matter how good your hygiene or maid is.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138848 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:57 pm to
His b hole germs could be all over your house too if you ask nicely and are under 28
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71839 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:57 pm to
I use the towel until it starts to smell weird.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18704 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:58 pm to
People are too pussy when it comes to germs.

I don't purposely expose myself but seriously, animals like dogs and cats do all kinds of shite we would find disgusting, and they don't get sick any more than we do. Why? Because their immune systems build up and they can handle it.

Your immune system builds the most during childhood; all these mothers sanitizing everything their children comes in contact with just serves to destroy their immune system growth.

Eat shite off of the floor. It doesn't fricking matter.
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:01 pm to
Guess I just weird like that. I won't use a towel more than once but have no problem sticking my tongue in a Mexican hookers arse
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:02 pm to
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His b hole germs could be all over your house too if you ask nicely and are under 28

Ewww! What a creep. I'm much taller than that anyway.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:04 pm to
Anyone under 28 inches tall should be used to smelling b hole
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:06 pm to
28 years old sugartits
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:07 pm to
Well yeah. Units of measurement are important, dammit.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77704 posts
Posted on 6/19/17 at 9:13 pm to
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Guess I just weird like that. I won't use a towel more than once but have no problem sticking my tongue in a Mexican hookers arse


What part of that is weird? I'm sure they have rules and regs on bathing down there.
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