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re: Science and a good poop

Posted on 8/1/19 at 10:03 am to
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 10:03 am to
Well now I have to go poo.
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1461 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 10:24 am to
quote:

It doesn't matter but i'll tell ya this. If women had a prostate gland, they'd beg for butt cock.


Sounds like you’re speaking from experience!!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 10:38 am to
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Pre-syncope. Now that's vagal nerve related.


All I know is that it kind of feels awesome. Just super relaxing
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 10:55 am to
It's the same reason your boyfriend likes anal

Science!
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22396 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 11:40 am to
A good poop is almost a sensual experience.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 11:50 am to
quote:

quote:
It doesn't matter but i'll tell ya this. If women had a prostate gland, they'd beg for butt cock.



Sounds like you’re speaking from experience!!


Well i'll tell ya this.

If you've never had a good pegging then you need to get your old lady on that toots sweet.

You haven't lived until you've experienced the exquisite joy of a prostate orgasm.

Don't knock it 'til ya tried it.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 11:52 am to
quote:

quote:
Pre-syncope. Now that's vagal nerve related.



All I know is that it kind of feels awesome. Just super relaxing


Yeah just don't strain too hard though. You could pass out. No shite, really.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 11:53 am to
quote:

A good poop is almost a sensual experience.



almost?

Man it's my favorite time to toss off.
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 11:54 am to
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What is it called when you get super relaxed and lightheaded?

Weed
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112573 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 12:04 pm to
Why are the potty training an 8 month old in the OP?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32364 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 12:07 pm to
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What is it called when you get super relaxed and lightheaded?


High.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32364 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

Well i'll tell ya this. If you've never had a good pegging then you need to get your old lady on that toots sweet. You haven't lived until you've experienced the exquisite joy of a prostate orgasm. Don't knock it 'til ya tried it


How exactly are you going about stimulating the prostate?

Finger or strap on?
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 12:15 pm to


Science
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

quote:
Well i'll tell ya this. If you've never had a good pegging then you need to get your old lady on that toots sweet. You haven't lived until you've experienced the exquisite joy of a prostate orgasm. Don't knock it 'til ya tried it



How exactly are you going about stimulating the prostate? 

Finger or strap on?



You do what you can tolerate.

Me? Well i'm well practiced, so the gal and I sometimes invite devices into the scene but no strap ons. That's a bit much for me but to each his own. I'll tell ya this though, the little lady wants to go strap on so who knows. One day i may succumb.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13391 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 12:53 pm to
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How about the dump of death?


I have heard about this. And when my parents left this world they had a large bowel movement prior to their deaths. My dad had one a few hours prior who died unexpectedly and my mom had hers two days prior while in hospice at home.

So I can say a dump of death is true.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

I have heard about this. And when my parents left this world they had a large bowel movement prior to their deaths. My dad had one a few hours prior who died unexpectedly and my mom had hers two days prior while in hospice at home. 

So I can say a dump of death is true.





I've never heard of such a thing. I'm gonna have to gooble that.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45517 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

they had a large bowel movement prior to their deaths.


That doesn’t speak well for my life expectancy.
This post was edited on 8/1/19 at 12:59 pm
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16593 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:42 pm to
So what your saying is: For maximum
pleasure hold it in until it's prairie doggin before you let it go.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42724 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 1:44 pm to
You listened to the Joe Rogan Maynard James Keenan podcast? JR says this but when asked what a probiotic is he struggle to articulate it
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13391 posts
Posted on 8/1/19 at 3:09 pm to
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That doesn’t speak well for my life expectancy.


As long as they are not dark and tarry you should be okay.
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