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Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:08 am to thekid
Dad - If you can't go all the way don't go.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:09 am to texasmason
I guess Beth Dutton is real
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:11 am to thekid
“Make your words sweet. One day, you may have to eat them.”
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:13 am to Dawgirl
My luck is so bad you could throw me in a barrel of tits and I'd come up sucking my thumb.
That stuff is slicker than owl shite
That stuff is slicker than owl shite
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:15 am to lsufb1912
"Boy, you're just shoveling shite in the sea."
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:15 am to thekid
"You wouldn't be happy at your job even if you were a taster in a pie factory."
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:16 am to thekid
I'd get banned if I said 75% of the stuff my dad used to tell me.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:21 am to thekid
My dad told me I reminded him of a pet raccoon once.
"what you don't frick up you shite on"
"what you don't frick up you shite on"
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:31 am to thekid
Dad- Lucky as a dog with two dicks
Like watching a monkey frick a football
As full of shite as a Christmas turkey.
Like watching a monkey frick a football
As full of shite as a Christmas turkey.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:35 am to thekid
What the hell keeps you in the shower so long son?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:36 am to thekid
Dad
"NOTHING good happens after midnight"
"Slicker than snail snot"
"Useless as whale shite on the bottom of the ocean"
Mom
"You gonna get a switching"
She come put a hurtin on some bare legs with a switch
"NOTHING good happens after midnight"
"Slicker than snail snot"
"Useless as whale shite on the bottom of the ocean"
Mom
"You gonna get a switching"
She come put a hurtin on some bare legs with a switch
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:38 am to MonroeTigerstripes
quote:
People in hell want ice water.”
I use this regularly. But that’s Bc Mallory on Archer said it.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:38 am to LSUandAU
If I tried to give advice while working on something..
Hey! I'm frickin this monkey, you just hold the ears...
Hey! I'm frickin this monkey, you just hold the ears...
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:40 am to thekid
If we were being annoying:
You'd wear the horns off a billy goat
You'd wear the horns off a billy goat
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:43 am to thekid
Ran faster than a raped ape.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:43 am to TDsngumbo
Highly unlikely unless my dad has illegitimate kids runnings around. Lol
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:48 am to doya2
That happened when I ran out into the front yard and around the oak trees in the front yard as a 3rd grader. Dad came home and I never ran again
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:49 am to thekid
Dad: Hey Ho-Jon, come fix me another bourbon..
Mom: Piss me off again.. I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it..
Mom: Piss me off again.. I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it..
Posted on 1/10/22 at 9:50 am to thekid
Not necessarily "sayings" but how they said things -
Mom - "stove up" (meaning stiff and slow to get moving in the morning)
Dad - ammanition (ammunition)
Mom - "stove up" (meaning stiff and slow to get moving in the morning)
Dad - ammanition (ammunition)
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