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re: Saw a Massive Timber Rattlesnake Yesterday

Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:39 pm to
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You must have a pretty good camera on your phone or happened to be carrying a real camera.

Great pics, thanks for posting. We only have western diamondbacks here, which I would also suggest not stepping on.



Thanks man, I have a canon and a 75-300 mm lens. I do wildlife photography as a hobby.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:39 pm to
You didn't call in an airstrike? The OT would have.
Posted by White Bear
SPECULATION
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:49 pm to
It’s a reptile house
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:52 pm to
The only good snake is a dead snake.

Especially a rattler.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:53 pm to
Thanks for no sleep tonight.

But seriously, beautiful reptile. It’s a shame that animals with beautiful patterns are dangerous to the point they get killed.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:54 pm to
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What's up with its eye?


Might be about to molt.
Posted by tiganation337
Abbeville
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 7:55 pm to
Good size my man
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:12 pm to
First you purge it to make it throw the poison up…
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:14 pm to
Gorgeous snek
Posted by FinkyStinger
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:32 pm to
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It’s a reptile house


Just sounds nasty.
This post was edited on 8/9/21 at 8:34 pm
Posted by Johnny3tears
Somewhere in La
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:32 pm to
I wouldn’t have the balls to sit there and take a picture
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:33 pm to
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It’s a shame that animals with beautiful patterns are dangerous

No doubt they’re meant to be “hey, don’t mess with me” presentations.

And those certainly work on an instinctual level, at least for me.

Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths can frick right off.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:34 pm to
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Thanks for no sleep tonight.

Do you want me to tell you a story about a rattle snake orgy involving, conservatively, 150ish rattlesnakes on a front porch? Do you want me to tell you that it happened in, say......West Texas and not Alabama?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
70948 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:35 pm to
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Just sounds nasty.

It pretty much is.
This post was edited on 8/9/21 at 8:36 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:36 pm to
That is a beautiful snake. But like someone else said above, Kill it with fire.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:43 pm to
That would have made a beautiful belt or hat band....oh wait...............
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:49 pm to
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Good on you for not killing it


I really hope you're being sarcastic.

I'm not some redneck who just kills every damned thing I run across. I've carried spiders out into my yard on the palm of my hand.

That said, there's no way I'm praising a man for not killing that monster. Yeah, maybe OP had a camera on hand but no gun, or maybe he was 15 miles into some national forest. shite happens. But anyone with any legitimate opportunity to shoot a snake like that legally should do so, and should be praised for doing it.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:52 pm to
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As big around as my upper calf.


Dude....you need to double down on leg day.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:54 pm to
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I wouldn’t have the balls to sit there and take a picture




He didn't tell you about his mega telephoto zoom lens.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55738 posts
Posted on 8/9/21 at 8:56 pm to
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I really hope you're being sarcastic.

I'm not some redneck who just kills every damned thing I run across. I've carried spiders out into my yard on the palm of my hand.

That said, there's no way I'm praising a man for not killing that monster. Yeah, maybe OP had a camera on hand but no gun, or maybe he was 15 miles into some national forest. shite happens. But anyone with any legitimate opportunity to shoot a snake like that legally should do so, and should be praised for doing it.



First, it was in a state park that is heavily protective of it's entire ecosystem.

Second, acting like that thing was some kind of legitimate threat to public safety is like being terrified of covid when you are under 50 and are in good health.
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