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Santa Claus is a black man (spoliers)

Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:26 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:26 pm
and has a white husband





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A new picture book will depict Santa as a gay man in an interracial relationship, publisher Harper Design confirmed Tuesday. The book, Santa’s Husband, goes on sale Oct. 10 and tells the story of a black Santa Claus and his white husband who both live in the North Pole. Santa’s spouse frequently fills in for his husband at malls, according to a description of the book Harper Design provided to TIME.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 2:34 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:28 pm to
1st downvote
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:28 pm to
im gonna write a book about santa dying of aids from butt sects.

think it will sell?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36660 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:28 pm to
Why does the guy that is universally known for sneaking into people's houses in the middle of the night have to be black?
Posted by blueboy
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:28 pm to
you don't say
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

santa dying of aids from butt sects with rudolph

Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:29 pm to
Should I have been leaving cookies and Colt 45's out this whole time?
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Santa’s spouse frequently fills



Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:29 pm to
This world has turned a corner and will never return to normal again.

fricking gay interracial Santa...
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

santa dying of aids from butt sects with rudolph


this isn't an Aggy Xmas Miracle...
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:30 pm to
I'm sure the author is looked at as brave for writing this....smdh
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 2:31 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:30 pm to
Do they employ genderfluid, non-binary-trans-hetero-queer, Nepalese little people in their shop?
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:31 pm to
Santa should be more untouchable than Mohammed. This is ridiculous.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:31 pm to


author




ETA:
now that I am thinking about it this is pretty tasteless. Santa is St. Nicholas. can they prove St. Nicholas was gay? if not that is grounds for a lawsuit
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 2:33 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:32 pm to
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author


Typical weak bottom
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:33 pm to
North Pole. Lulz
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:34 pm to
Santa likes the BBC
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:34 pm to
Why does Santa's husband look more like Santa than Santa does?
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