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Sales baws are just different. The good ones just go hard 24/7.

Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:37 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6570 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:37 pm
Had a long layover at Chicago Midway on Friday. A young guy (30ish) was doing Zoom meetings at the gate for like an hour. It took a while, but I learned that he (1) lives in Iowa, (2) works for a distillery, (3) had just gotten back from Greenbriar in WV where he was hawking his wares. Dude interviewed 2 job applicants and then had a meeting with some big shot about his numbers, and then with a customer whose business he is clearly trying to score. He was sweating his suit down. Heard him say that he was surprised that none of the airline clubs were open so he had to do the meetings in the airport. He talked his arse off. When he was done, he looked like he was gonna collapse.

Not gonna lie, I almost walked up to him and asked him for a job. But kudos to this guy. I bet he has a hot wife.
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48842 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:38 pm to
Lol you don't know many sales guys
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:38 pm to
Dude is probably geeked off on adderall or coke
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:39 pm to
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He was sweating his suit down.


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When he was done, he looked like he was gonna collapse.


quote:

I almost walked up to him and asked him for a job.


Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
1886 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:39 pm to
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When he was done, he looked like he was gonna collapse.


Sounds fun
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:39 pm to
Taking an hours worth of phone calls is “going hard”?

Whatever line of work you’re in, I want in.
Posted by jbraua
Oklahoma City, OK
Member since Oct 2007
6790 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:40 pm to
Money/closing can be as addictive to some people as heroine. Those individual make killer salesmen, yet spend their lives never really fulfilled.
Posted by Odinson
Asgard
Member since Apr 2014
2749 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:41 pm to
Did he go over his daily allowance? Bama gonna be PO!
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:42 pm to
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Not gonna lie, I almost walked up to him and asked him for a job. But kudos to this guy. I bet he has a hot wife.


Maybe you can talk him into banging yours while you watch.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:43 pm to
That baw wouldn’t last a second on a Patterson rig
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6570 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:43 pm to
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Maybe you can talk him into banging yours while you watch.


I’ll need to get this other dude out of my house first.
Posted by financetiger
Member since Feb 2008
1666 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:48 pm to
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Dude is probably geeked off on adderall or coke


Exactly. Was just coming to post this.
Posted by subMOA
Komatipoort
Member since Jan 2010
1706 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:51 pm to
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Money/closing can be as addictive to some people as heroine. Those individual make killer salesmen, yet spend their lives never really fulfilled.


25 years, 41 countries, now I own the company. Started out as an engineer-
it’s deadly. You always chase the high- it is absolutely like drugs.

But to the OPs point- when you’re good at it and you go hard, you can do some amazing stuff.

I was in a meeting last week- new client, they put us in a room with no AC and said they do it deliberately to gauge how suppliers react. That kinda crap turns me on.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50665 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:53 pm to
That’s what’s we do
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15578 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:56 pm to
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Sales baws

Was he gonna board the plane with boudin and cracklins? Because thats the only sales talk i listen to
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:59 pm to
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I was in a meeting last week- new client, they put us in a room with no AC and said they do it deliberately to gauge how suppliers react. That kinda crap turns me on.


Sounds retarded and miserable
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40408 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 7:59 pm to
I’d rather work fast food or retail than sales
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15754 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:14 pm to
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I’d rather work fast food or retail than sales


That’s what I used to think until I got into sales. Quadrupled my salary and started working 15 hrs a week less once I got into sales.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5152 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:28 pm to
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fast food or retail


Both of which are sales. There is no industry in the world that is not sales driven. All you “hate sales” folks just don’t realize how closely linked to sales you are.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1808 posts
Posted on 7/18/22 at 8:40 pm to
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25 years, 41 countries


This post was edited on 7/18/22 at 8:44 pm
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