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re: Safety manager at work

Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:50 am to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48659 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:50 am to
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Y’all must have shitty jobs if the safety manager irritates you. Put your gaddamn PPE back on and get the cords out of the water...




To be fair some of the things are nitpicky as frick but... it's their job or secondary participation thing like IT guy on a team. Mr IT guy on the safety observation team get's a positive mark on his annual review for participating in it. Don't hate on that dude trying to get his bonuses and shite.

I've dinged guys lowering boards from scaffolding with two guys standing directly under it. They're supposed to wait til it's eye level before guiding it to ground. Silly shite but still.

I've dinged a tank welding job b/c the chick on hole watch was not in direct communication(radio) with the fire watch chick(a lazy frick who sits by a fire extinguisher and hose and in contact with fire brigade).
They were both playing on their phones while dude was welding.
Chicks in plants are the worst.
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 10:54 am
Posted by Tulane_STEM_ALUM
Member since Apr 2019
153 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:51 am to
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oweo .... what job do you have that requires safety manager


Maybe he got hurt on the job?
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41248 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 10:58 am to
I changed my major from chemical engineering because I didn’t want to die in a plant. My other goal was to not die or lose fingers or toes, or nose, by frostbite...I’m good on both accounts.
This post was edited on 5/9/19 at 11:02 am
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4925 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:30 am to
I am a safety manager and tend to stay pretty even keeled. My main concern is if the employees leave work with everything they came with minus whatever was in their lunch box. Typically when I catch someone violating a rule, I tend to pull them to the side and have a conversation to tighten things up, but let me catch someone violating confined space, LOTO and fall protection, then I will lose my shite because it is my arse on the line with my CEO and my arse getting chewed out sitting in a meeting with plant managers. Employees sometimes do not realized that some of the dumb shite they do and get injured affects the bottom line, and these will be same ones bitching that they didn't get a raise or bonus. They do not understand that the $1000 injury for some stitches because they did not wear gloves costs the company $25,000 to make up for the $1000 lost because we are self insured for Worker's Comp up to a certain limit.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20938 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:32 am to
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Seems like all these guys do is walk around watch people work then tell them what they did wrong based off what their "book" says



Maybe it seems that way to you because you are ignorant.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
38107 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:34 am to
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Employees sometimes do not give a shite. TigersHuskers drinks on the job while being responsible for a fricking train

FIFY
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
10583 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:39 am to
Bruh, I told you. Costas are not Z87+
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:40 am to
It's almost like that's their job...
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4925 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:42 am to
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Bruh, I told you. Costas are not Z87+


Wish I had a dollar for every time I have had to have this conversation
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
18955 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:49 am to
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I don't hate you, Mr Safety Man. As an IT guy in manufacturing for 19 yrs, I've been on the Emergency Response Teams and Safety Observation teams.

The attitude that they're being watched and reprimanded by 'idiots' will never fully disappear no matter how much we promise them it's anonymous, for their own good and improvement, etc.


Thanks Mike! I have been on jobsites where I was hated before I said a word. I am actually pretty laid back, and my role is slightly easier. My site (while large) is R&D so I spend most of my time dealing with MoC. I have a ruthless middle management team that handles the floor. They know that I will bust their arse, not the technician.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
137803 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:52 am to
OP just needs to start doing his shite right
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11733 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:54 am to
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Safety manager at work



Lol... you must be new
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6869 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:54 am to
Honestly having a role that makes my coworkers avoid me at all costs sounds like a dream.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56939 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:57 am to
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Sounds like y’all mad because he had to get in that arse and there ain’t shite you can do about it

Most of these idiots could barely get a twic card much less pass all they’re tests and get that ptech degree like I got

Buncha simple hands
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
12443 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:58 am to
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FIFY


No I dont and if you say that again I'm gonna RA you. I dont frick around with that shite you little weasel
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
12443 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 11:59 am to
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Bruh, I told you. Costas are not Z87+


My Oakleys are good to go at work.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:00 pm to
Our safety manager ain’t nothing but a suck arse. Think he’s all high and mighty just because he went to college to get some schooling. Welcome to the real world, and stay out of my way.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
38107 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:06 pm to
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No I dont and if you say that again I'm gonna RA you. I dont frick around with that shite you little weasel


You’ve stated it on this board before dipshit. Stop drinking on the job
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
12443 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:06 pm to
I've done it on other jobs. And I even said that. Not this one. You get busted on a Rule G and its 10 years probation
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11733 posts
Posted on 5/9/19 at 12:13 pm to
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PortHudsonPlaya



Boy, you sound like a top notch employee...
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