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re: Ruin a first date in 4 words...
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:00 pm to East Coast Band
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:00 pm to East Coast Band
Your mom dating anyone?
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Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:00 pm to blueboxer1119
I love little boys.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:01 pm to East Coast Band
"Your mom was spectacular!"
"Call me Joe Exotic."
"Are you on MySpace?"
"You into snuff films?"
"Wanna see my piercings?"
"Call me Joe Exotic."
"Are you on MySpace?"
"You into snuff films?"
"Wanna see my piercings?"
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:01 pm to East Coast Band
"This date is McDonald's."
After she looks at you fricked up, add, "I'm loving it!"
Old Pete Holmes joke.
After she looks at you fricked up, add, "I'm loving it!"
Old Pete Holmes joke.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:02 pm to East Coast Band
"holy crap, Tara Reed?"
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:03 pm to East Coast Band
Harvey Weinstein says hello
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:04 pm to Gator5220
Can my girlfriend play?
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:04 pm to Gator5220
"I date to marry"
I don't disagree, but you don't utter any variance of the word 'marriage' until further along. I bailed after she said it on a second date.
I don't disagree, but you don't utter any variance of the word 'marriage' until further along. I bailed after she said it on a second date.
This post was edited on 4/8/20 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:05 pm to East Coast Band
My place or yours?
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:05 pm to East Coast Band
Do you do anal?
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:07 pm to LSUBoo
quote:
He still fricked her.
No doubt about it.
I did not! Honest! That shite made my teeter wither. I told her I was getting back with an ex a few days later.
This post was edited on 4/8/20 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:09 pm to East Coast Band
My mom comes first.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:09 pm to East Coast Band
“I’ve dated some counts”
Say this and not only is that date not salvageable, she will be done with you forever.
Say this and not only is that date not salvageable, she will be done with you forever.
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:11 pm to mikelbr
Demetri Martin said it best
Good way to start a date
"What's your favorite color?"
Best way to end a date
"What's your favorite color...
person?"
Yeah it's 5 words but it's funny damn it
Good way to start a date
"What's your favorite color?"
Best way to end a date
"What's your favorite color...
person?"
Yeah it's 5 words but it's funny damn it
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:11 pm to East Coast Band
I'm allergic to condoms
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:12 pm to East Coast Band
My mom brought me
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:14 pm to East Coast Band
“First Impression? You COUNT!”
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:14 pm to East Coast Band
Do you do anal?
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:14 pm to StupidBinder
Absolute state of crawfish
Posted on 4/8/20 at 8:19 pm to East Coast Band
Wash your arse today?
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