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Ron Jeremy predicts porn's ... present? (NSFW for content, not images)
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:46 am
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:46 am
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When I met porn superstar Ron Jeremy for the first time he was driving a Saturn Ion and sporting a flip phone. He carried a cassingle for his 1996 rap collaboration "Freak of the Week" and talked excitedly about the 1980s like they were yesterday. Ron was living in the past but that didn't stop him from predicting the future -- or something.
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He sees big-budget porn making a comeback, VR-connected male masturbators, masturbating ducks and sex robots with holographic faces that allow you to choose your own bedroom adventure.
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This post was edited on 1/5/17 at 10:48 am
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Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:47 am to Will Cover
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This post was edited on 1/5/17 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:48 am to Will Cover
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He sees big-budget porn making a comeback, VR-connected male masturbators and sex robots with holographic faces that allow you to choose your own bedroom adventure.
How does one keep this hidden from the wife?
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:48 am to Will Cover
he has to have banged the most chicks for an ugly guy
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:49 am to Will Cover
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masturbating ducks
wait what? why
eta: Oh your stupid avatar
This post was edited on 1/5/17 at 10:50 am
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:50 am to DollaChoppa
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Ron Jeremy predicts porn's ... present? (NSFW for content, not images)
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masturbating ducks
wait what? why
eta: Oh your stupid avatar
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:51 am to Will Cover
Wow. He's like a new age Nostradamus. I think every 14 year old kid could've made this prediction.
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:54 am to Black n Gold
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How does one keep this hidden from the wife?
Put it under a treadmill.
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:57 am to Bluefin
Oh shite
Posted on 1/5/17 at 10:58 am to Will Cover
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Ron Jeremy predicts porn's ... present? (NSFW for content, not images)
Posted on 1/5/17 at 11:13 am to Will Cover
Can't find it any where, but from back in the day when the Mastercard Priceless commercials were hot. There was one with Ron Jeremy that went something like this
Plane ticket to Las Vegas: $350
Tickets to AVN awards: $75
Having your picture taken with a man whose had sex more times than you've jerked off: Priceless
Cracked me up.
Plane ticket to Las Vegas: $350
Tickets to AVN awards: $75
Having your picture taken with a man whose had sex more times than you've jerked off: Priceless
Cracked me up.
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