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re: Riddle thread. Originals are best. He who gets it right provides the next

Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:23 pm to
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:23 pm to
Hey now! I could probably carry half of y'all (no fatties plz) and could club any one of you like a baby seal with my size 7 heels
Posted by Cowboyfan89
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

cloud

Ding.

Ding.


DING
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:24 pm to
I for one have never been scorched by a cloud, but let's hear your story.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:25 pm to
Wow, that was a throwaway guess.

But now I get it, cloud 9.

It’s pretty good.

Y’all are some good riddlers.
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 4:26 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:25 pm to
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I for one have never been scorched by a cloud


you're probably super exhausting IRL
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:25 pm to
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You are right. I was thinking 4 games in the first week with 2 teams on bye. Its 6 games first week of the playoffs

This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 4:27 pm
Posted by Cowboyfan89
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:25 pm to
You've never worked in South LA on a hot, cloudless summer day apparently.

Lol
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:26 pm to
Ask your mom
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
574 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

You've never worked in South LA on a hot, cloudless summer day apparently.


Cloudless you say?

Hmm...
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:27 pm to
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But now I get it, cloud 9.

Yep, figured that would throw a few people off.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:28 pm to
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Cloudless you say?

Yeah, the clouds left...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133240 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

Ask your mom


She said you are super exhausting IRL. Just because of your personality. She said your manhood is A pathetic imitation of a penis and your loveMaking so subpar you aren’t even on the course
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 4:36 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:35 pm to
I Am two faced, duplicitous,
I lie while I tell the truth,
I Twist and tease,
With pain i please
Until my name is proved,
While many seem right,
Most all are wrong,
My laughter grows,
When I last long.
One knows me,
Then many,
Then more.

What am i?
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:41 pm to
A riddle
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133240 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

A riddle





I thought that one would last a bit longer
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:46 pm to
Damnit I wasn’t expecting to be right. I think “duplicitous” tipped me off since you used it earlier.

I have to leave the office now so I won’t be able to post one until later this evening or in the morning.
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

I thought that one would last a bit longer



ok do another!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133240 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

ok do another!


What am I to you!? Just some trained monkey that dances and makes up riddles for your amusement!?



For you, maniacal organ grinders all of you!









Anyway, here’s another


first, I drink fire,
Then, I drink water,
Then, I drink blood,
Then I breathe air
Finally, I eat myself

What am I?
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 4:59 pm to
ok here's another:

I'm like a mime but have no heart
Sometimes hard, sometimes simple to start
I love jam but never on toast
Seldom appreciated, but used the most
Use me as a perch at a holiday charade
But you may be forced to seek another trade
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133240 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:01 pm to
quote:



I'm like a mime but have no heart
Sometimes hard, sometimes simple to start
I love jam but never on toast
Seldom appreciated, but used the most
Use me as a perch at a holiday charade
But you may be forced to seek another trade


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