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re: Riddle thread. Originals are best. He who gets it right provides the next

Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:03 pm to
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

first, I drink fire,
Then, I drink water,
Then, I drink blood,
Then I breathe air
Finally, I eat myself



I don't even know where to start on this one... volcano?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:04 pm to
Nope
Posted by Putty
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

first, I drink fire,
Then, I drink water,
Then, I drink blood,
Then I breathe air
Finally, I eat myself


Iron/sword
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Iron/sword


Posted by Putty
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

I'm like a mime but have no heart - scarecrow
Sometimes hard, sometimes simple to start - scarecrow
I love jam but never on toast - wtf
Seldom appreciated, but used the most - scarecrow
Use me as a perch at a holiday charade - scarecrow
But you may be forced to seek another trade - wtf
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:07 pm to



Fr33, could you explain yours?
Posted by Indefatigable
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:08 pm to
Ok I threw a silly one together. If it’s too easy I’ll do a more thought out one tomorrow:

I cannot be bound,
Yet im ubiquitously found,
And most often there’s nothing to fear.
But when I get roused,
Best tend to your cows
And hope that my path is clear.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38984 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

I cannot be bound,
Yet im ubiquitously found,
And most often there’s nothing to fear.
But when I get roused,
Best tend to your cows
And hope that my path is clear.



tornado? or wind?
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 5:09 pm
Posted by Indefatigable
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:09 pm to
Yea it’s wind. I knew it was too easy. That’s what I get for trying to come up with a good one at a red light
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:10 pm to
Okay, forge sword you need to put the iron in the fire until it glows red hot,-drinks fire
Then it must be quenched-drinks water,
In battle, it drinks the blood of the enemy,
Then it sits, breathing air, oxidizing,
And as it oxidizes I turns to rust and eats itself
Posted by Putty
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:10 pm to
could be a bull fwiw...lol
Posted by Indefatigable
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:10 pm to
Good point Maybe I’ll go with bull next time
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 5:11 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:11 pm to
ahhh... makes sense-- I couldn't figure out the blood or eating itself
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:25 pm to
My name might make you giggle,
I’m really rather wide,
You can watch me through a window,
Or see me on a slide,
There used to be more like me,
But now there is one less,
And I don’t think you will find me,
If you lift up someone’s dress.

What am I?
Posted by Indefatigable
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:28 pm to
Planet? Uranus?
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 5:30 pm
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:30 pm to
Yes. It’s specifically Uranus.

Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:31 pm to
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?


ETA: can you explain the slide thing? gat dangit I'm slow
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 5:32 pm
Posted by Indefatigable
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:34 pm to
I believe he’s referencing a slide like in a power point
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:39 pm to
Celestial bodies routinely enjoy children’s playground equipment. I don’t think I can make it any clearer
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 5:57 pm to
Ok smart arse

Are you gonna solve mine?
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