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re: Riddle thread. Originals are best. He who gets it right provides the next

Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:03 pm to
Resume/business card?


ETA: QuickDraw Slag
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35671 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I'm the past to many,
Oft discarded aplenty,
Or obsessed over, texture and tint.
I'll introduce you to the man,
With just right plan.
And maybe you'll just make a mint.

Resume/cover letter?
Posted by Tiger4Liberty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2015
2433 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

business cards?


ding ding ding

like i said...too easy
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12950 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:05 pm to
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Earth?

Now we're getting somewhere...

I'm not giving shite away from fr33, though. Gotta get it on the nose. This ain't Family Feud.

This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 3:07 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:05 pm to
I think you are right. Earth seems like the answer. Sometimes we overthink riddles when the answer is so simple

Soil?
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 3:06 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:06 pm to
here's my lame one

comestible, but perhaps a little makeshift
some think I'm crude and others a gift
deceptive to some, though literacy foils the game
my appearance at breakfast would be extremely lame
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133213 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:06 pm to
Makeup?
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12950 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Soil

Bingo was his name-o
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 3:07 pm
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Makeup?


is that all you think I think about?
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4053 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Riddle me this, riddle me that,
What am I that rarely lays flat?
Walk on me all day and night,
never can defeat my might.
Colors like a rainbow,
Without me you can't grow.


Cows?
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12950 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Cows

What kind of crazy colored cows are you walking on, baw?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133213 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:08 pm to
I can sneak past silent,
I can sneak past loud,
I can come anytime,
For I am not proud,
I will come for all people,
So you’d best believe,
When you find me with you,
You’ll have to leave.


What am I?
Posted by swiper
WilfordBrimleysberg
Member since Dec 2021
202 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

I'm the past to many,

I was about to say a penny. Kinda works.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

I can sneak past silent,
I can sneak past loud,
I can come anytime,
For I am not proud,
I will come for all people,
So you’d best believe,
When you find me with you,
You’ll have to leave.


a fart
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12950 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:09 pm to
Death
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35671 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

I can sneak past silent,
I can sneak past loud,
I can come anytime,
For I am not proud,
I will come for all people,
So you’d best believe,
When you find me with you,
You’ll have to leave.


If the answer isn't death, there are two right answers
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4053 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:10 pm to
I guess the kind that shite on the soil you're talking about.

And I was thinking of shoe leather...
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 3:12 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133213 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

is that all you think I think about?


No lie, I had to look up comestible after my guess. Thank you. I try to learn a new word every day.


Hmmmmm…I’m thinking a common food with a fancy name…
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12950 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:12 pm to
Milquetoast

Sounds like food and fancy...idk

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133213 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

a fart


I was thinking of a shart, specifically. But yes.

The great equalizer.

And I suppose death is a good answer too. I was thinking more death comes FOR you. But a shart, that’s your little unwelcome underpants pal.
This post was edited on 2/1/22 at 3:15 pm
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