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Restaurant “It’s my birthday” celebrations
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:38 pm
It should be a law that patrons who say they are celebrating their birthday have to prove it’s really their birthday. Or clean dishes, pay double or be shot in the leg, if false.
Just left restaurant where 5 birthdays were celebrated in 1 hour, by having the staff stop time and gather all attention on a table to sing a song, put a hat on the ‘b-day patron’ and clap like we believe this to be true.
1st one, sure.
2nd one, ok.
3rd one forward…in 1 hour time…these people have 9 birthdays a year at restaurants. Bullets to legs.
PS, Happy Birthday to all celebrating today!
Just left restaurant where 5 birthdays were celebrated in 1 hour, by having the staff stop time and gather all attention on a table to sing a song, put a hat on the ‘b-day patron’ and clap like we believe this to be true.
1st one, sure.
2nd one, ok.
3rd one forward…in 1 hour time…these people have 9 birthdays a year at restaurants. Bullets to legs.
PS, Happy Birthday to all celebrating today!
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:39 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
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It should be a law that patrons who say they are celebrating their birthday have to prove it’s really their birthday.

Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:42 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
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by having the staff stop time and gather all attention on a table to sing a song,
This is really on you.
Trash gonna trash
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and clap like we believe this to be true.
Like associating with people who clap when the plane lands.
This post was edited on 11/1/26 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:44 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
Probably a lot of people celebrating birthdays. Like maybe this week not necessarily today. Somewhat related there is some really weird math on pairs of people in large groups having the same birthday.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:45 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
quote:at Red Lobster they would sing some "Happy Happy Happy Birthday to you" shite, since the "Happy Birthday to You" song is still copyrighted
the staff stop time and gather all attention on a table to sing a song
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:47 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
quote:I'm cheap, but I'd still choose to pay double.
pay double or be shot in the leg, if false.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:48 pm to Kafka
Happy Happy birthday from the Ryan's gang
Happy Happy birthday we're so glad you came
We're so excited, we hope that you are too
Happy Happy birthday from the Ryan's crew
Happy Happy birthday we're so glad you came
We're so excited, we hope that you are too
Happy Happy birthday from the Ryan's crew
Posted on 11/1/26 at 7:54 pm to fightin tigers
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Happy Happy birthday from the Ryan's gang
Happy Happy birthday we're so glad you came
Happy Happy birthday from the Ryan's gang
The cooks and the waiters and the whole shebang
and that's just off the top of my head
Posted on 11/1/26 at 8:28 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
I hate that shite. fricking annoying and spoiles my lunch
Posted on 11/1/26 at 8:53 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
You know it’s legit when everyone in the party is wearing the same celebratory tshirt.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 8:55 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
If they didn't get a free piece of cake the restaurant is for poors
Posted on 11/1/26 at 9:02 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
My favorites is when a mother wants birthday song and LSU is in a potential game winning drive
Posted on 11/1/26 at 9:03 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
Wife and I were having dinner at a local Mexican restaurant and as expected, the birthday chorus came out and sang happy birthday to their special guest.
When our Hispanic waitress came to refill our drinks, I kidded her by saying since we were in a Mexican restaurant, happy birthday should have been sung in Spanish. 20 minutes later, the chorus line came back to a different table and sang happy birthday in Spanish. We left her a little extra on the top line.
When our Hispanic waitress came to refill our drinks, I kidded her by saying since we were in a Mexican restaurant, happy birthday should have been sung in Spanish. 20 minutes later, the chorus line came back to a different table and sang happy birthday in Spanish. We left her a little extra on the top line.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 9:05 pm to Earthmover
I think in a group of 30ish, it’s nearly a 100 percent chance two people share a birthday.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 9:27 pm to fightin tigers
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Like associating with people who clap when the plane lands.
On a day like today that feels like an appropriate reaction
Posted on 11/1/26 at 10:11 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
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Just left restaurant where 5 birthdays were celebrated in 1 hour, by having the staff stop time and gather all attention on a table to sing a song, put a hat on the ‘b-day patron’ and clap like we believe this to be true.
I haven’t been to a restaurant that celebrates a bday since I was a teenager.
Trashy rating very very high.
Posted on 11/1/26 at 11:31 pm to Everyday Is Saturday
1 out of every 4 tables in a full service restaurant at night is celebrating a special occasion.
Remember, people love to celebrate, so some special occasions are celebrated multiple times.
Remember, people love to celebrate, so some special occasions are celebrated multiple times.
Posted on 11/2/26 at 5:21 am to Everyday Is Saturday
They don’t have those celebrations at Harry’s in the Maaaahsville. Only the best Pronto Pups you’ll sink your teeth in…

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