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Rednecks: real vs. fake
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:53 pm
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:53 pm
Fake rednecks
- vehicle: chevy silverado 1500
- Salt Life bumper stickers despite living in a landlocked state
- drinks bud light, FOUR, mtn dew and Monster Energy like water
- buys marijuana
- long cut grizzly
- expensive camo
- calls a plumber or mechanic to have things fixed
Real rednecks
- vehicle: 1990s era jeep grand cherokee OR Ford ranger
- bumper sticker: "My other car is a piece of shite too"
- Pabst Blue Ribbon and Yuengling are the only two alcoholic beverages he didn't brew himself; he prefers the spirits from his own distillery
- grows marijuana
- chews whole tobacco leaves
- all hunting, fishing and farming equipment is refurbished or improvised, but works surprisingly well
- fixes everything himself, even if it kills him
- vehicle: chevy silverado 1500
- Salt Life bumper stickers despite living in a landlocked state
- drinks bud light, FOUR, mtn dew and Monster Energy like water
- buys marijuana
- long cut grizzly
- expensive camo
- calls a plumber or mechanic to have things fixed
Real rednecks
- vehicle: 1990s era jeep grand cherokee OR Ford ranger
- bumper sticker: "My other car is a piece of shite too"
- Pabst Blue Ribbon and Yuengling are the only two alcoholic beverages he didn't brew himself; he prefers the spirits from his own distillery
- grows marijuana
- chews whole tobacco leaves
- all hunting, fishing and farming equipment is refurbished or improvised, but works surprisingly well
- fixes everything himself, even if it kills him
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Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:55 pm to scionofadrunk
Forward this to 15 people in 30 minutes and something really cool will pop up on your screen
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:56 pm to scionofadrunk
You know how I know you live in a single wide?
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:56 pm to scionofadrunk
1 like = 1 yeehaw
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:57 pm to scionofadrunk
This is why I invest in Rosland Capital
Posted on 7/20/20 at 11:59 pm to scionofadrunk
quote:
chews whole tobacco leaves
Where do you get whole tobacco leaves for chew?
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:01 am to Havoc
Ya grow 'em!
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:01 am to danimalmax
quote:
You know how I know you live in a single wide?
oh. My.
You are spot. On.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 12:46 am to scionofadrunk
quote:
Pabst Blue Ribbon
The official beer of hipsters. They drink this shite when they are out of craft beer.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 2:13 am to scionofadrunk
Where are you from to think a “real” redneck looks and carries himself like a gay hipster from Portland? 
if you want to see a real redneck look up the rapper Upchurch. Trashy Cheatham County TN baw, that’s a real one right there
if you want to see a real redneck look up the rapper Upchurch. Trashy Cheatham County TN baw, that’s a real one right there
Posted on 7/21/20 at 2:22 am to scionofadrunk
What the frick redneck drinks PBR? How could you mention that in the same sentence as Yuengling? Where there frick are you from
Posted on 7/21/20 at 3:06 am to scionofadrunk
quote:
Pabst Blue Ribbon and Yuengling
You get your redneck card revoked in Mississippi for drinking that shite.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 4:40 am to scionofadrunk
Posted on 7/21/20 at 5:33 am to scionofadrunk
quote:
Rednecks: real vs. fake
Real or fake, they're all shiteheads.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 5:53 am to scionofadrunk
I resemble this remark:
Fake rednecks
- vehicle: chevy silverado 1500 - GMC 1500
- Salt Life bumper stickers despite living in a landlocked state - (son's baseball team sticker)
- drinks bud light, FOUR, mtn dew and Monster Energy like water - Bud Light Man all the way (not the other 2)
- buys marijuana - wish I had a hook up close by
- long cut grizzly - daily, dipping one as I type
- expensive camo - in the closet "Realtree"
- calls a plumber or mechanic to have things fixed - always
Fake rednecks
- vehicle: chevy silverado 1500 - GMC 1500
- Salt Life bumper stickers despite living in a landlocked state - (son's baseball team sticker)
- drinks bud light, FOUR, mtn dew and Monster Energy like water - Bud Light Man all the way (not the other 2)
- buys marijuana - wish I had a hook up close by
- long cut grizzly - daily, dipping one as I type
- expensive camo - in the closet "Realtree"
- calls a plumber or mechanic to have things fixed - always
Posted on 7/21/20 at 7:52 am to scionofadrunk
No busch lite? List is a joke
Posted on 7/21/20 at 7:53 am to scionofadrunk
quote:
Real rednecks
quote:
Yuengling
LMAO
Posted on 7/21/20 at 7:56 am to scionofadrunk
quote:
Pabst Blue Ribbon and Yuengling are the only two alcoholic beverages he didn't brew himself; he prefers the spirits from his own distillery
No real redneck is gonna drink Yuengling.
Posted on 7/21/20 at 7:57 am to scionofadrunk
Real:
-Sells used parts to make ends meet
-Veteran-proud tried and true
-Drinks pearl in a can and Jack Daniels Black
-Chews tobacco from a mail pouch sack
-Sells used parts to make ends meet
-Veteran-proud tried and true
-Drinks pearl in a can and Jack Daniels Black
-Chews tobacco from a mail pouch sack
Posted on 7/21/20 at 7:59 am to whoisnickdoobs
quote:
Real:
-Sells used parts to make ends meet
-Veteran-proud tried and true
-Drinks pearl in a can and Jack Daniels Black
-Chews tobacco from a mail pouch sack
How hard does he work?
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