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Reason 288 I prefer the suburbs

Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:39 pm
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25485 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:39 pm
Much better place to ride out a pandemic.
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:39 pm to
What are the other 287?
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18423 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:39 pm to
Wouldn’t the country be even better?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20155 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:41 pm to
You enjoy sitting in hours of traffic to get to work everyday?
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:42 pm to
Houses on top each other.
Small yard.
Cookie cutter DR Horton McMansion.
Possibly Nazi Home Owner Association.
People parking in your yard (read: not your property, but it feels like it.)
Attractive destination for yutes looking to check your car for valuables.




No thanks.
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40567 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:42 pm to
No because my office is in the burbs
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69313 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:44 pm to
As someone who has lived in the burbs my whole life, I am starting to get disillusioned with the burbs.

It is the suburbs where you find the most support for nancy state laws, karens, etc.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:44 pm to
I have James Beard award winning restaurants serving takeout and at least a half dozen places stocking bourbon within walking distance.


Also a steady stream of 20-somethings running past in varying levels of spandex covering.


But yeah, the burbs sound awesome with kids yelling in the front yard and worrying someone is going to call 311 on you.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:44 pm to
Yeah not me. All my friends that live in the burbs can't get instacart delivery for like a week. I can walk to my grocery store or have them drop off my groceries in a couple of hours. The only reason I occasionally go to the burbs is if Karen calls and needs a big D.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2387 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:45 pm to
To be honest, commute is worse now that Express lanes are closed. fricking crazy arse people on the road trying to go 100 mph. I’d happily pay a few bucks to get back in the rich lane.
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25485 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Houses on top each other. Small yard. Cookie cutter DR Horton McMansion. Possibly Nazi Home Owner Association. People parking in your yard (read: not your property, but it feels like it.) Attractive destination for yutes looking to check your car for valuables. No thanks.


Wut?


This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 8:50 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65750 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Houses on top each other. Nope
Small yard. Nope
Cookie cutter DR Horton McMansion. Nope
Possibly Nazi Home Owner Association. Live trashy, you get the horns
People parking in your yard (read: not your property, but it feels like it.) Nope
Attractive destination for yutes looking to check your car for valuables. Nope


You sound trashy & poor. Have fun with that.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:49 pm to
that isn't your house, but it looks dumb af
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18291 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:50 pm to
That house is the definition of a McMansion.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:50 pm to
Needs at least 2 stucco fleur de lis to look right.
Posted by ItNeverRains
37069
Member since Oct 2007
25485 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

that isn't your house, but it looks dumb af


Don’t be jelly.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:53 pm to
I'm in no way jealous of that. It's the picture in the dictionary for McMansion.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55683 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:59 pm to
City or country. Nothing in between.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79237 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

What are the other 287?



Chilis

Applebees

Olive Garden

Need I go on?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 9:01 pm to
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