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re: Real Baws Drink Hard Seltzer

Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134528 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:21 pm to
My baw… have you tried the Shiner Agua Fresca or Prickly Pear?

Both great summer beers for a hot day
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134528 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:24 pm to
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but if I got a Truly or White Claw lime seltzer somehow it means I like to sleep with men.


I always thought it was the moustache, leather vest and assless chaps.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:25 pm to
You drink the alcohol that reflects the amount of pain and anguish you have in your life.

Seems you've had an easy ride.
Posted by BadatBourre
Member since Jan 2019
1317 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:25 pm to
A lot of these "baws" drink light beers talking trash on seltzers. Don't mind me when I toss ya ole lady a White Claw and disappear with her a bit later, because you dont pack that sissy crap in your ice chest.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134528 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:26 pm to
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You drink the alcohol that reflects the amount of pain and anguish you have in your life.


That’s why I drink die solvent.


With an olive
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79806 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:30 pm to
My wife likes it, but it has a bad aftertaste.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60875 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:31 pm to
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It baffles me why anyone would care what someone else….


Why does this ALWAYS show up? Is the board not for commentary and discussion?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79806 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:33 pm to
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 If I had a vodka tonic with lime juice no one would bat an eye, but if I got a Truly or White Claw lime seltzer somehow it means I like to sleep with men
That's just science.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74613 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:34 pm to
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My wife likes it, but it has a bad aftertaste.
Your wife something something a bad aftertaste something.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115046 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:36 pm to
Good to see your are comfortable coming out.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79806 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:40 pm to
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Your wife something something a bad aftertaste something.
I know. The second something has to be "...my dick had..." but the first and third have to be wittier or it's just so predictable.
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 2:42 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60875 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:41 pm to
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Don't mind me when I toss ya ole lady a White Claw and disappear with her a bit later


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134528 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:43 pm to
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Your wife something something a bad aftertaste something.



Your wife mentioned something about my Dick having an aftertaste, but I don’t listen to women that talk with their mouths full.
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
Member since Oct 2004
4443 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:46 pm to
I like a couple brands, Truly and Cacti. Trying to keep the beer carbs down.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:47 pm to
At least go with the Bud Light Platinum Seltzer at 8%. Those things will rock you.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79806 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:48 pm to
3/10.

I expect funnier from you. Your bar is a bit higher than most.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37536 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:49 pm to
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I expect funnier from you.


I don't know why
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47709 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:50 pm to
I remember going to a kid at schools birthday party and found out everyone was drinking truly but me. Very weird.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134528 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:51 pm to
Well, even my low bar is over your head
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79806 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:52 pm to
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