re getting old sucks versus GGMILF opporturnities

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the chicks are still there if you look in the right place.

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The place that has the most women my age is the cemetery.

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at least it's quiet

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MorbidTheClown

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The ones that can take their teeth out come at a premium.

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I can't remember where I read it, but saw once that geriatrics were one of the fastest growing demographics for STDs

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Remember that women generally outlive men so your chances improve with age. My grandmother lived in a retirement apartment and those old ladies would literally fight over the men in that place. And when a new man would move in they'd get advance word of it and be waiting by the door when he showed up. I can't remember where I read it, but saw once that geriatrics were one of the fastest growing demographics for STDs.

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