Rate this guy's morning routine

Let me guess he's one of those black influencers that claims to be worth millions. Dude probably lives paycheck to paycheck

Is there some benefit to rubbing a naner peel on your face??

shite i thought OP was a parody. That dudes serious?

Image conscious people annoy me.

Heat and cold exposure that soon after training is stupid

I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond bodyscrub.
And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque,
which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,
because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.
Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
Only an entity-- something illusory.
And though I can hide my cold gaze...
and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...
and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
I simply am not there.

It seems to be working for him, but I'll pass on all that.

We had one of these black influencers rent on of our nice airbnbs for the year for their "airbnb arbitrage program." Basically they give homeowners a ridiculous amount to rent it each month and they sell it to some schmuck who pays them to manage it and pays us. Sure enough about six months in the poor schmuck reached out to me and let me know they're losing thousands of dollars.

Can't believe people fall for these idiot influencers

I wake up, shite, jack off, then make coffee. And I'm just as productive as him and accomplish everything he does for his mental health.

And I don't need to wake up at 330a to accomplish all that either.