Questions from a SECRant n00b

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Larry's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Larry's father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only a genius possess and the insane lament. Larry's childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When Larry was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 Larry received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking

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Who is / was Larry's dad and why would he be ashamed of his son?

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Leisure Suit Larry is an adult-themed sex comedy video game series created by Al Lowe. Drawing inspiration from Softporn Adventure, the Leisure Suit Larry series centers on Larry Laffer—a middle-aged man known for his balding head, penchant for double entendre, and iconic leisure suits.

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First question: I notice that a lot of the content is provided by someone named Larry Leo. I have no idea who he is. What is his role?

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Where do I begin? Larry's father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Larry's father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only a genius possess and the insane lament. Larry's childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When Larry was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 Larry received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking.

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