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Question in my MBA class that came up
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:46 pm
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:46 pm
So a marine, a cop, and I (former army) are doing a PMBA program. (Weekend classes for people who work)
We are in the middle of a business analytics class.
During one break, the marine poses a statistical problem I’ve been struggling to solve. (I’m not a math geek and I’m definitely struggling through stat)
Suppose you have a sample of 1000 dicks. You conduct a review and discover 4% of the dicks are aids dicks. You conduct some research and discover the chance of getting aids from blowing an aids dick is .47 (47%).
Which action would you have a lower chance of getting the HIV from:
Sucking one dick ten times
Sucking 10 dicks 1 time each.
I’m having trouble with what I think is a binomial probability problem. The marine is way off base in my opinion and thinks it’s more of a portfolio optimization problem, and built a dick portfolio model on excel. At first I just found it amusing, but the question has bothered me all weekend.
Bonus question: which option is gayer? Yes, they’re both gay, but which is more gay?
Thanks for the help OT.
We are in the middle of a business analytics class.
During one break, the marine poses a statistical problem I’ve been struggling to solve. (I’m not a math geek and I’m definitely struggling through stat)
Suppose you have a sample of 1000 dicks. You conduct a review and discover 4% of the dicks are aids dicks. You conduct some research and discover the chance of getting aids from blowing an aids dick is .47 (47%).
Which action would you have a lower chance of getting the HIV from:
Sucking one dick ten times
Sucking 10 dicks 1 time each.
I’m having trouble with what I think is a binomial probability problem. The marine is way off base in my opinion and thinks it’s more of a portfolio optimization problem, and built a dick portfolio model on excel. At first I just found it amusing, but the question has bothered me all weekend.
Bonus question: which option is gayer? Yes, they’re both gay, but which is more gay?
Thanks for the help OT.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:47 pm to cokebottleag
this was funnier on Silicon Valley
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:47 pm to cokebottleag
fAggie
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:48 pm to SlowFlowPro
Never seen the show. Is this from that?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:50 pm to cokebottleag
quote:
Sucking one dick ten times
Sucking 10 dicks 1 time each.
Aggie fan
Checks out
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:51 pm to cokebottleag
quote:
Sucking one dick ten times
Sucking 10 dicks 1 time each
Well, if you're an Aggie I just assume both of these will happen. So essentially the odds are even
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:52 pm to cokebottleag
Didn't read, but the answer is $75M.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:52 pm to cokebottleag
The answer is you have 100% chance either way because you discovered the aids dicks by blowing them all to begin with
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:52 pm to cokebottleag
This is why Jesus wept.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:53 pm to cokebottleag
Do your own homework fig.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:54 pm to cokebottleag
quote:
Question in my MBA class that came up
quote:
Suppose you have a sample of 1000 dicks
quote:
Texas A&M fan
Checks out
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:54 pm to cokebottleag
quote:dont sell yourself short, that is some advanced degree homosexuality.
A&M was my undergrad.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:54 pm to cokebottleag
Just suck the Marines dick already and hope the cop doesn’t taze you.
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:58 pm to Carson123987
Oh that’s hilarious, but we didn’t go into that level of detail, because frankly we aren’t that smart.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:00 pm to cokebottleag
I have never given so much thought to giving a blowjob. Are you struggling? It's ok.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:00 pm to liz18lsu
I should have known better than to ask LSU fans a math question.
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