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Question in my MBA class that came up

Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:46 pm
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:46 pm
So a marine, a cop, and I (former army) are doing a PMBA program. (Weekend classes for people who work)

We are in the middle of a business analytics class.

During one break, the marine poses a statistical problem I’ve been struggling to solve. (I’m not a math geek and I’m definitely struggling through stat)

Suppose you have a sample of 1000 dicks. You conduct a review and discover 4% of the dicks are aids dicks. You conduct some research and discover the chance of getting aids from blowing an aids dick is .47 (47%).

Which action would you have a lower chance of getting the HIV from:

Sucking one dick ten times

Sucking 10 dicks 1 time each.

I’m having trouble with what I think is a binomial probability problem. The marine is way off base in my opinion and thinks it’s more of a portfolio optimization problem, and built a dick portfolio model on excel. At first I just found it amusing, but the question has bothered me all weekend.

Bonus question: which option is gayer? Yes, they’re both gay, but which is more gay?

Thanks for the help OT.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:47 pm to
this was funnier on Silicon Valley
Posted by RunLindsayRun
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:47 pm to
fAggie
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:49 pm
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:48 pm to
Never seen the show. Is this from that?
Posted by papasmurf1269
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Posted by Copernicus
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

Sucking one dick ten times
Sucking 10 dicks 1 time each.


Aggie fan

Checks out
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:50 pm to
A&M was my undergrad.
Posted by FAP SAM
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

Sucking one dick ten times

Sucking 10 dicks 1 time each


Well, if you're an Aggie I just assume both of these will happen. So essentially the odds are even
Posted by 19
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:52 pm to
Didn't read, but the answer is $75M.
Posted by burdman
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:52 pm to
The answer is you have 100% chance either way because you discovered the aids dicks by blowing them all to begin with
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:53 pm
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted by StringedInstruments
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:52 pm to
This is why Jesus wept.
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:53 pm to
Do your own homework fig.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Question in my MBA class that came up


quote:

Suppose you have a sample of 1000 dicks


quote:

Texas A&M fan


Checks out
Posted by tigerfoot
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

A&M was my undergrad.

dont sell yourself short, that is some advanced degree homosexuality.
Posted by Martini
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:54 pm to
Just suck the Marines dick already and hope the cop doesn’t taze you.
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 7:55 pm
Posted by RobDione
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:57 pm to
easy 1 dick
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:58 pm to
Oh that’s hilarious, but we didn’t go into that level of detail, because frankly we aren’t that smart.
Posted by liz18lsu
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:00 pm to
I have never given so much thought to giving a blowjob. Are you struggling? It's ok.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 8:00 pm to
I should have known better than to ask LSU fans a math question.
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