Question for the fat baws

I feel like this is directed at me.

Just hover over it you dumbass

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Why can't you take a shite at work without getting it all over the toilet? If that isn't possible, what is keeping you from using the lysol next to the toilet to spray and clean it?

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Is this shite break from American Pie?

Just trying to help keep you custodians employed.

Sorry man. I'm dealing with some issues right now.

You work with some nasty frickers

Where I work, the shite usually makes it past the seat, though there's lots of other nasty looking debris left on the seat. However, once you look below the seat...it's a scary sight that looks like some sort of shite bomb went off and peppered everything in the path like a claymore. I am just curious if this is common every where those of you that are the cause of this, you know who you are, how do you do this? Realize that you should probably change your fat frick diet to have less explosive shits. I'd hate to see your toilets at home.

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Granted I only shite once or twice a week

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You should probably see a doctor about that

You don’t have a personal bathroom off your office?

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.it's a scary sight that looks like some sort of shite bomb went off and peppered everything in the path like a claymore. I am just curious if this is common every where those of you that are the cause of this

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You need to add more dairy to your diet.