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re: Question about gay sex

Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:39 am to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62762 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:39 am to
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shite! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would frick a person in the arse and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!


Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:41 am to
askyourneighbor.com
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119115 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:43 am to
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my female born wife


Does she identify as a female? This sounds weird.
Posted by Fixturefrank
Texas
Member since Feb 2019
44 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:44 am to
He should post pic of said wife (born female), something tells me he married a tranny
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:45 am to
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Gays will overpay for a house.



This is so true.

About 8 years I listed my house $20k higher than what my realtor suggested and we had an offer within a few days from a male gay couple for my asking price.

I told my realtor she didn’t deserve a commission.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:49 am to
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Is it strap-on on? Or just strap on? I always thought the correct nomenclature was strap-on.


PSA - DO NOT try to research this to help confirm. Weird up/down/all-around rollercoaster ride for your morning Woody.
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 8:58 am to
I try not to imagine what goes on in anyones bedroom at all costs. Regardless of their preferences. The shite i randomly stumble across on the internet already costs me my appetite too often
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:00 am to
quote:

You've come to the right place, friend.


Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:05 am to
Here's your Sex Ed lesson for today

Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:46 am to
You might get more serious answers on the soccer board, baw.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:48 am to
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Just curious


nttawwt
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16897 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 10:09 am to
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I’m honestly trying to answer question to my foreign wife who got here last yet and still trying to make sense of it. She hasn’t seen many things like it before.


You wife must be from Iran. Akmadinejad, said there are no gays in his country.

I bet your wife has a nice mustache.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76275 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 10:14 am to
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we- my female born wife and I (male born)-


The fact you even had to type this part out says a lot
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 10:21 am to
My gf's best friend is a gay. He's a tall white guy, and is dating a shorter black guy. I asked them the same question, and they said that no one specifically has the dominant role the majority of the time, but most other gays aren't like that
Posted by Fixturefrank
Texas
Member since Feb 2019
44 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 10:44 am to
Your GF is their toy, Trust me.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26532 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 10:57 am to
My biggest question was, who decides who pitches and who catches?
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3328 posts
Posted on 2/3/19 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

When it comes to sex, is it exclusive one is always the receiver and one is the giver 


Not exclusive according to my gay male friends. I don't know any more details than that because I told him I didn't want to have to bleach my brain.
Posted by ChefBoyRDeez
Soapstone
Member since Jan 2019
2 posts
Posted on 2/4/19 at 7:29 am to
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