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Quantification of Toilet Paper Rolls
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:49 pm
How many sheets of toilet paper per pit stop per person per roll does one need to keep keep on hand for a sufficient supply when one has loose stools?
13
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:50 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
I’m not quite sure what you’re asking but to be safe I’ll go with 350.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:50 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
Normal: 3.50
Loose: 35.0
Super loose: 350
Loose: 35.0
Super loose: 350
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:52 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
If you run out of toilet paper you can use your collection of leaves you counted!
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:53 pm to lsuman25
That’s very resourceful baw!! I actually did that on my last float trip in the sewer pipes very intricate system to traverse
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:54 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
Alright, Rain Man, settle down.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:55 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
I just use my bum gun and sing happy birthday while spraying. Gets the job done.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:57 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
I bought four packs of 80 count baby wipes for a canceled APT hiking/camping trip and I have 15 rolls of TP, I am good.
This post was edited on 3/21/20 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:59 pm to DoUrden
Can I borrow some I had to use nature before and it isn’t as pleasant as it is when it’s on the plants itself
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:24 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
Down to 14 rolls. They’re dropping faster than I thought. We’re in need of resupply. At this rate we’ll be Winchester by April 1.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:29 pm to OysterPoBoy
Use 1 sheet per stop and you can stretch a Roll.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:30 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
I’m gonna get poo poo on my fingers.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:31 pm to OysterPoBoy
It’s really just chocolate pudding
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:33 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
It's the poo poo apocalypse. Ration your TP accordingly.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:36 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
I am notnreallly reading your post, but one time I did the math and the total length of all my poops came out to a few miles. So I’ve prob used like 30 miles of TP just for pooping. That’s not to mention various other uses.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:38 pm to baybeefeetz
What’s the average length of one deuce for humans?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:46 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:46 pm to lsufan4lifeMiles
Dude, just Google "toilet paper calculator".
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:58 pm to OysterPoBoy
quote:Probably the last piece of arse you’re ever gonna feel if this pandemic continues
I’m gonna get poo poo on my fingers.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 12:28 am to lsufan4lifeMiles
My fold n wipe frequency has increased in the last few weeks. If things get messy I might just resort to a shower.
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