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re: Python Swallowed Woman Up To Her Shoulders In Lethal Attack, Authorities Say

Posted on 8/18/24 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Florida already has pythons bigger than those in this article. If they are swallowing women, they are an even greater threat to children.



Exactly. They've already decimated the wildlife in Florida. They're going to become a bigger problem in the future.
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 1:47 pm to
Since they have already eaten virtually all of the racoons, foxes, rabbits and possums in South Florida, live bait using mice, rats and rabbits is the one thing that would work. Tylenol is poison for snakes but not for birds.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 1:48 pm to
Getting crushed to death by a python sounds like a pretty miserable way to go.

Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21054 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Maga’s death



Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Lethal Attack
lethal you say? would have never guessed that.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16409 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:56 pm to
When swallowing that large python is dangerous for a dyslexic woman.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9665 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Maga ... 45


seriously?
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9665 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 3:21 pm to
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Can we just eradicate these damn things?


in Indonesia?

are we also going to just eradicate every other animal capable of killing people over there?

Tigers
Leopards
Komodo Dragons
Cobras
Crocodiles
Bears
several venomous snakes
elephant
rhino
orangutan
all of the bad-arse sharks
etc.
etc.

Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9665 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Florida already has pythons bigger than those in this article.



because people are stupid.

they think they want a 15’+ long snake until they have one and realize they don’t.

if they want a snake, get something like a Ball Python.

even full grown they’re not big enough to eat a new born human.

big enough to be a cool looking snake.
small enough to still handle them.
and you don’t need to have a few calves on hand to feed them.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
34681 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Being swallowable is one of the dangers of being a tiny little Indonesian woman.


Interesting.

quote:

TD posters need not worry about their wives.


Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 4:11 pm to
Maybe it's time for the Great Python Slaughter of 2024-25.
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
11418 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 4:15 pm to
Python’s name was Kamala.
Posted by Buck_Rogers
Member since Jul 2013
1985 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Python Swallowed Woman Up To Her Shoulders

quote:

The search party cut open the snake’s stomach and found the victim’s still-clothed body.

Wouldn't the head sticking out narrow down the location of the woman?


This post was edited on 8/18/24 at 4:46 pm
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
2523 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 4:50 pm to
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Python’s name was Kamala.


Sounds about right. Communists through history have been the best at killing.
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 5:25 pm to
quote:

are we also going to just eradicate every other animal capable of killing people over there?

Tigers
Leopards
Komodo Dragons
Cobras
Crocodiles
Bears
several venomous snakes
elephant
rhino
orangutan
all of the bad-arse sharks
etc.
etc.

You forgot one.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
9665 posts
Posted on 8/18/24 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

You forgot one.


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