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PSA: My 2-year-old Samoyed “Chin-Chin” hates fireworks

Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:20 pm
All in CCL, please refrain from setting off your nefarious higgledy-piggledy noisemakers past 9pm. On New Year’s Eve she could hardly stand the tawdry clamor that she wound up hiding in one of my guest rooms under my Yves Delorme daybed. Took my assistants 3 hours to locate her and they were only able to coax her out with the last remaining serving of duck pâté.

She takes her valium at 9 so please don’t create any extra pandemonium in addition to those unscrupulous pyrotechnics at L’Auberge.
This post was edited on 7/4/19 at 2:35 pm
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:22 pm to
Lol I know
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:23 pm to
Sounds like you are poor and live too close to your neighbors.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173696 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:25 pm to
On the contrary, my man. What a baseless, unruly assumption.
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2896 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:27 pm to
What gets into these people, S?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86484 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:27 pm to
For the uninitiated, Chin Chin is Japanese slang for penis.

Good Inu-San. Good boy.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173696 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:28 pm to
They’re welcome to celebrate our nation. But damn it, dogs > people.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12044 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:29 pm to
Samoyed?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173696 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 2:35 pm to
I’m Ron Burgundy?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47696 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 3:31 pm to
I was fast scrolling through the thread to see if you had shown up yet.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86484 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 4:22 pm to
I can’t help it man, it’s pathological lol
A common gaijin expat malady.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39311 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Took my assistants 3 hours to locate her and they were only able to coax her out with the last remaining serving of duck pâté.


Give me a better tip next time I have to fish your pussy dog out from there

And I’m fricking your wife.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173696 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 10:39 pm to
This is diabolical! I demand a ceasefire at once!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 10:43 pm to
S, I’m so disturbed by this. If there is anything we can do please feel free to let our Au Pair know.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23207 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

This is diabolical! I demand a ceasefire at once!

An entrepreneur of your bonafides, should be in Maldives, instead of BR. What about calling in the helicopter to touchdown on the helipad, in order to make your grand exit?
This post was edited on 7/4/19 at 11:14 pm
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 10:44 pm to
The Silver Slipper is gonna rock this weekend.

Can’t wait, old chap!!
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173696 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 10:47 pm to


Janet Jackson- Pleasure Principle
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 7/4/19 at 10:50 pm to
LL Cool J - Rock the Bells

Happy 4th to you and yours.

Roger and Zapp - Heartbreaker
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39311 posts
Posted on 7/5/19 at 1:02 am to
She wasn’t asking for a ceasefire last night
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