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PSA for engineers and recent or soon-to-be engineering grads
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:14 am
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:14 am
US Patent & Trademark office is hiring hundreds of patent examiners this year. It's essentially the best civilian fedgov job out there imho. Uncompetitive promotions to GS-14. Full-time teleworking after about 4-5 years. Voluntary OT available. Flexible work schedules. Etc etc.
go to usajobs.gov and keyword search "patent examiner"
go to usajobs.gov and keyword search "patent examiner"
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:23 am to gizmoflak
I've worked for the government before and will never again. My coworkers were some of the laziest barely employable people I've ever met.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:24 am to gizmoflak
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Uncompetitive promotions to GS-14
How long does it take you to get there?
90-120k salary is pretty easily attainable for EE and ChemE
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:24 am to gizmoflak
Sounds like a perfect job for lazy arse millennials living in Mom's basement.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:26 am to gizmoflak
Make sure you go and enlist for 4 years and then apply and you'll be guaranteed to get a spot. I am all for hiring veterans, but it's damn near impossible for even the most qualified non-veterans to get one of these jobs. Although I'm not an engineer so maybe those positions are different.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:36 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Make sure you go and enlist for 4 years and then apply and you'll be guaranteed to get a spot. I am all for hiring veterans, but it's damn near impossible for even the most qualified non-veterans to get one of these jobs. Although I'm not an engineer so maybe those positions are different.
Absolutely. When I was looking for government jobs that was my experience.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:43 am to Tigeralum2008
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How long does it take you to get there?
straight out of college, I'd say about 6-7 years in you start at GS-7. less than that if you have industry experience and start at a 9 or 11
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:49 am to sweetwaterbilly
Make sure you go and enlist for 4 years and then apply and you'll be guaranteed to get a spot. I am all for hiring veterans, but it's damn near impossible for even the most qualified non-veterans to get one of these jobs. Although I'm not an engineer so maybe those positions are different.
Not true at all. Applying for federal jobs require a completely different mindset when it comes to resumes. Plenty of books out there to walk you through the process.
Not true at all. Applying for federal jobs require a completely different mindset when it comes to resumes. Plenty of books out there to walk you through the process.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:52 am to Pelican fan99
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:53 am to TimeOutdoors
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Applying for federal jobs require a completely mindset when it comes to resumes
Wrong. If your resume doesn't say military service on it, you're already 5 steps behind.
These people are REQUIRED BY LAW to give preference to veterans, and to mitigate the threat of being sued (or worse), they will hire an unqualified vet over a qualified civ 10 out of 10 times.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:55 am to TheAlmightySmash
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worked for the government before and will never again. My coworkers were some of the laziest barely employable people I've ever met.
What bureau/department/whatever did you work in? Your statement is certainly true for many government agencies, but definitely not all.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:57 am to PrivatePublic
how many vets have a BSEE or ChemE?
in my experience, there aren't many patent examiner vets whatsoever
in my experience, there aren't many patent examiner vets whatsoever
Posted on 2/24/20 at 8:59 am to gizmoflak
I have two friends who are patent examiners and they're both doing very well for themselves
Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:00 am to PrivatePublic
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Wrong. If your resume doesn't say military service on it, you're already 5 steps behind.
These people are REQUIRED BY LAW to give preference to veterans, and to mitigate the threat of being sued (or worse), they will hire an unqualified vet over a qualified civ 10 out of 10 times.
Not entirely true. Sometimes they just close the window without hiring anyone. Then they open it back up with hope to eliminate some of the candidates from the first go around.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:02 am to gizmoflak
I already make more than that GS 7 Starting listing (57k). A lot more.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:03 am to TheAlmightySmash
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I've worked for the government before and will never again. My coworkers were some of the laziest barely employable people I've ever met.
Sounds like you missed out on a great opportunity. I’ve spent most of my career in the private sector and moved through the ranks pretty quickly. Had an opportunity for a dream job with the federal government, applied and got it. I did take a substantial pay cut but this wasn’t about money for me. Having a great work ethic and a considerable amount of experience gave me the opportunity to do many details and see a lot of the Country. Hard workers usually fair quiet well in the government.
10 years later, I still don’t make what I used to but I feel like I’m one of the luckiest people alive to be able to live where I do and do what I do. I’ll be the first to say sure, there are some lazy people, but there are also some great workers. I’ll put my team up against anyone.
One other thing I see in government is RIP’s. Retired in place is what I call them. With Trump’s economy we are seeing more and more of them retire thankfully.
Sorry you had a bad experience,.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:25 am to TimeOutdoors
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Not true at all. Applying for federal jobs require a completely different mindset when it comes to resumes. Plenty of books out there to walk you through the process.
That's fair. But both of my parents are vets and one has had a federal job for nearly 20 years. My grandfather was not a vet and was a civil engineer for USACE for 30 years. Though he got in in the late 70s. I imagine not many vets are also engineers so it may have just been the type of work I was applying for.
My point was mostly tongue in cheek - but I had help on my resume and application from several people with federal jobs and still couldn't manage to get an interview. Maybe I just wasn't qualified
You're exactly right that it's a completely different animal applying for those jobs.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:26 am to Steadyhands
There are so many window lickers in federal employment it's insane. And I worked for the IC. You would think that they would be able to use the restrooms correctly with a TS/SCI. Mental illness is rampant.
Posted on 2/24/20 at 9:40 am to gizmoflak
My wife got a good federal government job without military service. She does have Ph D though
Yes, Govt resumes are a completely different animal and have to be perfect. Having a date incorrectly formatted will disqualify you from a job
Yes, Govt resumes are a completely different animal and have to be perfect. Having a date incorrectly formatted will disqualify you from a job
This post was edited on 2/24/20 at 9:45 am
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