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PSA about latest female trend- ladies, don't put that wasp nest in the vagina
Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:20 pm
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At the risk of sounding obvious, it’s a bad idea to put a wasp’s nest in your, or indeed any, vagina.
The latest holistic herbal nonsense trend? Oak galls, for vaginal tightening.
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What’s an oak gall you ask? It’s basically a calcification that forms when gall wasps lay larvae in oak trees. They are then taken (or fall) from trees and mixed with different things, like sandalwood or nutmeg, to make different medicinal pastes for reducing mouth ulcers, to clean wounds, and more.
And, apparently, up lady’s hoo-hoos.
Crushed, boiled, and made into a vaginal “wash,” the galls are described as being able to “tighten” and remove smells from the vagina, particularly after childbirth with the assistance of kegel exercises. One site has a page called “Oak Gall for Vaginal Tightening and Rejuvenation.”
A gynecologist, Dr. Jenn Gunter, noticed the oak galls were being sold on Etsy — yes, homemade craft site Etsy — and wrote a blog post urging women not to do this. “Don’t put dried up wasp’s nest in your vagina,” she said quite plainly in May.
Be safe out there.
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Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:22 pm to NYNolaguy1
Its still OK to put it in butt right?
Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:22 pm to NYNolaguy1
Now if that don't get the vagina rejuvenated nothing will
Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:27 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Yeah. It has to be live wasps for any tightening to occur.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:29 pm to Stingray
Before I go into see how tight things are in their I will want do a full veejay exam no wasp stinging my junk 
Posted on 6/1/17 at 5:30 pm to NYNolaguy1
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able to “tighten” and remove smells from the vagina,
If that's what it takes, then get to work ladies
Posted on 6/1/17 at 6:27 pm to NYNolaguy1
Well this is quite a bit cheaper than paying a visit to Dr Frankenpussy.
Since this demonstrates a clear market for pleasing a man, I have no problem with this.
Since this demonstrates a clear market for pleasing a man, I have no problem with this.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 6:30 pm to Cosmo
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Its still OK to put it in butt right?
You'll be fine.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 6:33 pm to NYNolaguy1
I simply asked the doctor when he was stitching up my wife after the birth of our second child to put in a daddy Stitch.
He made it so tight and did a better job than my Asian seamstress.
He made it so tight and did a better job than my Asian seamstress.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 6:35 pm to onelochevy
Every comment I have read thus far with the exception of mine has all shown some sense of micro aggression.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:17 pm to NYNolaguy1
From the article...
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Definitely keep these bees out of your bonnet.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:29 pm to NYNolaguy1
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the galls are described as being able to “tighten” and remove smells from the vagina
Hell, it's worth a shot.
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:30 pm to OysterPoBoy
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the galls are described as being able to “tighten” and remove smells from the vagina
Hell, it's worth a shot.
Now we are talking.
This post was edited on 6/1/17 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 6/1/17 at 7:32 pm to NYNolaguy1
I'm surprised Gwyneth Paltrow didn't come up with this one. That bitch is forever sticking weird shite up her vah jay jay.
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