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Protip: chocolate diamonds

Posted on 12/3/17 at 6:55 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106123 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 6:55 pm
they're just industrial diamonds with a slick marketing campaign.
Posted by Ice Cream Sammich
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
10149 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

they're just industrial diamonds with a slick marketing campaign.


Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61823 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 6:57 pm to
I think you’re just being a North LA racist redneck. You need therapy.

Next you’ll be saying the chocolate city is just a slick marketing campaign.
This post was edited on 12/3/17 at 6:59 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:00 pm to
You have to hand it to DeBeers, though. Their marketing campaign worked from day one. We'll buy anything

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

chocolate diamonds


Are ugly
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38926 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:05 pm to
It’d be harder to find someone who didn’t already know this.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59324 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:07 pm to
Agreed. I'm really not a fan.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198122 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

lsunurse

racist
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
109013 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:09 pm to
It's almost as bad as the "you need two diamonds: one for your lover and one for your best friend" bullshite.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:11 pm to
And they’re ugly
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14717 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:11 pm to
Yella diamonds is where it's at
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:21 pm to
I only buy conflict diamonds. It's always pretty amusing to see a salesmans response when I ask if they have such diamonds.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:24 pm to
And diamonds are artificially made expensive by cartels.

I will not purchase a single diamond.

My wife's engagement ring is a familial 100+ year old ring. The emeralds I added in the side of ring are larger than the center diamond itself.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138862 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

diamonds.....slick marketing campaign.
all you needed to say
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:30 pm to
Old stuff is always prettier anyway.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

You have to hand it to DeBeers, though

Diamonds aren't really rare or scarce at all. They keep them in big storage facilities in order to keep the supply low so they can dupe people into paying thousands of dollars for a clear rock that wouldn't be worth $50 otherwise.
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:31 pm to
Has anyone been fooled into buying these?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138862 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

Old stuff is always prettier anyway
why thank you
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:32 pm to
Yep blood diamonds are the shite. Only way to know you got some quality rocks
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12900 posts
Posted on 12/3/17 at 7:33 pm to
But the lady says Chock-oh-Late with such sexy voice.

DIRT DIAMONDS!
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