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re: Proper Sex- Etiquette with Spouse, when family stays the night?

Posted on 4/25/16 at 11:37 am to
Posted by Gtothemoney
Da North Shore
Member since Sep 2012
17722 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 11:37 am to
Dope
Posted by Westlakeguy10
La
Member since Jan 2012
2011 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 11:39 am to
Thats pretty funny. My wife always kicks stuff on the floor when she tries to be quiet after sex. Just thought it was funny her effort to be quiet and failing miserably.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
7189 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 3:26 pm to
That was a great post. Probably one of my faves even if it may have been bullshite.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18399 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 3:31 pm to
Shut the door, Turn on fan and tv. It's not rocket science haha

Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11628 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

Sex- Etiquette with Spouse,
When she wants it, you have it.
quote:

when family stays the night?
Hah!!! GF..yep, fiance...yep, fb... yep, spouse...maybe if it's not your spouse.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 3:51 pm to
Just don't.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13494 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Shut the door, Turn on fan and tv. It's not rocket science haha
I wouldn't be so sure that the sounds don't carry. You need to remember that sounds of varying frequencies will carry differently through space and materials. A high frequency sound like a squeaking bed will carry a lot farther than the low frequency sound of a fan or white noise from a TV. You might think you're being clever when your entire family hears the skeet skeet of your mattress.

You should really test it out. Turn on the fan and TV, then have your girl bounce on the bed vigorously while you go outside with the door closed. If you can't hear it, then you should be safe.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 3:59 pm to
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We had one hotel room with two double beds. I woke her up in the middle of the night and had a little side doggy style. That is the go-to position. If the parents wake up, you can act like you're just spooning. Good times


takes the cake. you did it with the parents in the SAME ROOM!!

Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53970 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:07 pm to
That takes balls
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71188 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:08 pm to
Just put the sheets on the floor and f$&k there.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:19 pm to
just put a sock in your wife's mouth and tell her to squeeze her ankles. Problem solved
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19509 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:28 pm to
If you have a headboard, stuff a pillow behind it
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66495 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:28 pm to
just shove a dirty sock in her mouth
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:31 pm to

I bet Norantable is lurking...
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106059 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:38 pm to
I can't believe I'm the first to say

PIIHB
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26444 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:38 pm to
fricking weirdo
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 4:41 pm to
It is disrespectful if you are at in-laws.

Not disrespectful if at your parent's.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

I remember going a trip with my girlfriend and her parents in college. We had one hotel room with two double beds. I woke her up in the middle of the night and had a little side doggy style. That is the go-to position. If the parents wake up, you can act like you're just spooning. Good times



Goodness how cheap are you that you are sharing a room with your gf and her parents on vacation????
This post was edited on 4/25/16 at 5:13 pm
Posted by 2smooth
Member since Jan 2015
2777 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 5:17 pm to
Have a big enough home where your guests are in a completely separate part of the home and you can be free to play.
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5984 posts
Posted on 4/25/16 at 5:18 pm to
Film it

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