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Posted on 2/7/22 at 6:13 am to
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9415 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 6:13 am to
I have heard that it is common in the Marigny
Posted by Hobie101
Member since May 2012
470 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 6:35 am to
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Wow, I'm pretty sure I've had this for the last several years but had no idea what it was. It doesn't happen very often, maybe 5 times a year and usually while I'm asleep.

Wake up feeling like someone shoved a softball up your a-hole. Feels like you need to shite too, but can't. The weird thing is I cannot piss when this is going on. Subsides after a few minutes and feel normal again.


This is almost my exact same experience. Miserable for about 20 minutes. Very strange
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10597 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 6:43 am to
Please explain what in the hell is going on in that gif.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20377 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 6:45 am to
Happy to hear that I have company with this. It hurts so damn much
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38226 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 6:45 am to
So that’s what it’s called. I figured it was just from massive dumps
Posted by Bring Da Wood
Texas
Member since Dec 2006
1574 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 6:52 am to
You should research the sites for survivors of alien abductions.
Posted by TSmith
New Orleans, La.
Member since Jan 2004
1650 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:02 am to
Looking forward to the commercials for the drug that eventually treats this. Happily playing with family, riding bicycles with fresh loaves of bread in the basket, sharing a moment with friends... and then it hits...
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6576 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:29 am to
Had it off and on for years. Hurts like shite. No treatment, no cure. Try sitting on a baseball or lacrosse ball when it happens.
Posted by Pheeebs
Member since Jan 2005
10044 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 7:38 am to
Was diagnosed with it a few years ago. Will wake me up out of a dead sleep every few months. Most intense pain I have ever felt. Will last about 30 minutes where it will make you want to puke, then will go away and you will feel completely normal. Hot showers will sometimes help, but mostly you just have to wait it out.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
2595 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 8:51 am to
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Please explain what in the hell is going on in that gif.


Some type of male bonding ritual gone wrong
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2610 posts
Posted on 2/7/22 at 9:18 am to
Has happened 3 times in the past year. was scary until I looked it up.
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