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President of Tanzania returns COVID-19 test kits after goat, pawpaw test positive.

Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:52 pm
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:52 pm
This is true leadership and foresight.

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Coronavirus test kits used in Tanzania were dismissed as faulty by President John Magufuli on Sunday, because he said they had returned positive results on samples taken from a goat and a pawpaw.

The president said he had instructed Tanzanian security forces to check the quality of the kits. They had randomly obtained several non-human samples, including from a pawpaw, a goat and a sheep, but had assigned them human names and ages.

These samples were then submitted to Tanzania’s laboratory to test for the coronavirus, with the lab technicians left deliberately unaware of their origins.

Samples from the pawpaw and the goat tested positive for COVID-19, the president said, adding this meant it was likely that some people were being tested positive when in fact they were not infected by the coronavirus.

“There is something happening. I said before we should not accept that every aid is meant to be good for this nation,” Magufuli said, adding the kits should be investigated.





This post was edited on 5/5/20 at 10:03 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:54 pm to
Looks like all you heathen goat frickers around here aren't as safe as you thought.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38806 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Samples from the pawpaw and the goat tested positive for COVID-19


I sure hope my pawpaw doesn't test positive
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56852 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:55 pm to
To clarify

quote:

Asimina triloba, the papaw, pawpaw, paw paw, or paw-paw, among many regional names, is a small deciduous tree native to the eastern United States and Canada, producing a large, yellowish-green to brown fruit.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 9:57 pm to
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and the goat tested positive for COVID-19


What the hell is Joe Burrow doing in Tanzania?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5192 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 10:07 pm to
Covid-19 is way down yonder in the pawpaw patch
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78048 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 10:08 pm to
It doesn’t say where the kits came from, but likely from China.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 10:19 pm to
All joking aside, this is the most interesting COVID story I’ve seen in weeks

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On Saturday, Magufuli announced that he had placed an order for a herbal treatment for the coronavirus touted by the president of Madagascar.

"I have already written to Madagascar's president and we will soon dispatch a plane to fetch the medicine so that Tanzania can also benefit from it," he said.


He wrote to him? And now he shall fetch it?

I love this guy. Too bad LaToya went to Ghana instead of Tanzania, she might have learned something.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 10:41 pm to
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is a small deciduous tree

I first read this as a small "delicious" tree. Means nothing, but it did give me a chuckle.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
25363 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 10:43 pm to
DAGGUM, I got 7 paw paw trees in the back!
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