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re: President of Mexican Hunting Federation gored to death by Cape Buffalo after missed shot
Posted on 10/15/22 at 8:25 am to Chucktown_Badger
Posted on 10/15/22 at 8:25 am to Chucktown_Badger
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It wasn’t gory at all. Couldn’t really see anything. But yeah, someone was gonna die, this time it was the human.
Could be wrong but it looked like it was both of them by the end of it.
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Posted on 10/15/22 at 8:31 am to OMLandshark
I just feel like after the first shot missed there should have been more shots going off.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 8:40 am to tigersownall
shite happens
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:10 am to tigersownall
Yeah, the guide/professional hunter is supposed to clean up when the client misses.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:12 am to OMLandshark
The Black Death
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:16 am to OMLandshark
A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have some!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow"
The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins."
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have some!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow"
The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins."
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:20 am to warlock1974
Gored to death or smashed against a tree? Or smashed by falling buffalo? I don’t think the horns killed that idiot.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:24 am to OMLandshark
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Message President of Mexican Hunting Federation gored to death by Cape Buffalo after missed shot
The president should not have made his home on the range.
This post was edited on 10/15/22 at 11:51 am
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:27 am to fr33manator
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Why would you? Sometimes the Hunter becomes the Hunted.
Bully to the bull
I have an acquaintance who I went to college with that I don’t like at all whose daddy has dough and goes big game hunting like once every six months. His kills are just horrific from beautiful spotted leopards to cheetahs to rhinos to giraffes to lions. Honestly his Instagram kills are infuriating.
While I care less about a water buffalo than those mentioned above, I’m thinking one day he might frick around and find out. He once had a local magazine write a piece on him and he had the balls to describe himself as a self made millionaire, which every Ole Miss alumni in town mocked him over that one.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:29 am to tigersownall
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I just feel like after the first shot missed there should have been more shots going off.
A separate article says that he hit it, it just didn’t die. Also said they were hunting in Argentina. He was hunting pigeons or something, saw the buffalo, and decided to go after it.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:31 am to OMLandshark
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President of Mexican Hunting Federation gored to death by Cape Buffalo after missed shot
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Make sure the ones you do take don't miss when targeting a buffalo.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:39 am to ridlejs
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He was hunting pigeons or something, saw the buffalo, and decided to go after it.
If he had a rifle for shooting pigeons and then decided to go after a cape buffalo, well earned here:
He should have seen Blazing Saddles just to know how that will end:
This post was edited on 10/15/22 at 9:44 am
Posted on 10/15/22 at 9:47 am to OMLandshark
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He once had a local magazine write a piece on him and he had the balls to describe himself as a self made millionaire, which every Ole Miss alumni in town mocked him over that one.
HEY MAN
It was a lot of effort to not have Daddy write me out of his will, ergo, I'm a self-made millionaire.
Posted on 10/15/22 at 10:07 am to OMLandshark
How do you miss a water buffalo?
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