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re: Prediction: within 10 years the shortage of teachers will be a crisis
Posted on 5/11/14 at 7:56 pm to Bistineaubengal
Posted on 5/11/14 at 7:56 pm to Bistineaubengal
Amen to your advice. I never had discipline problems while I taught at that majority black school, because I exploited their weaknesses. I found out that after my first week, these eighth graders were highly superstitious. I used their outmoded beliefs to my advantage. They would tell me crap like they had a witch riding their back the night before. Several told me that they once saw a ghost. I told them I saw ghosts all of the time and I could tell that the classroom that we were in was haunted. I lied and told them that a student hung himself in the room, because his girl friend rejected him. I even rigged books to fall off the shelves by using white fish line. You people might call me crazy, but I was hired to do a job, which was to teach. How can you teach if the assholes are running around and cursing you? I was known to be the Hoodoo man and I had perfect silence in my classroom. I may have scared them, but at least I taught them. BTW, the kids were crazy about me. In fact, my stories were so popular, that at my last year there, we had a haunted house. If a kid in my class got out of hand, I would stare at them then they would put their head down on the desk, and plead with me not to put a spell on them. There are some posters on this board who will definitely know me. My motto was it's either them or me, and being me, I won that game.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 7:58 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:Says who?
Because their services are worth more to the market than teacher's are. It's pretty fricking simple.
Dumbass
You think pay is based on "worth"? A roustabout is worth 3X what a great teacher is?
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:00 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
quote:Exactly. You starting to get the picture? That's just the tip of the ice berg of what my wife has to do.
None of that should be part of a teacher's training.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:00 pm to High C
Does this mean that there are going to be more of those rich TFA kids coming to places like Louisiana and putting in their two years before moving back home to suburban Chicago?
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:02 pm to zacata88
quote:Can you say HOME SCHOOL muther fricker?!?!
Does this mean that there are going to be more of those rich TFA kids coming to places like Louisiana and putting in their two years before moving back home to suburban Chicago?
Yall don't like the job teachers are doing, yall teach 'em at home. We'll see how that goes.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:03 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Worth more to whom? People bitch constantly about the lower half. Wouldn't it be nice if as a country we actually put some stock into the improvement of that group.
By lower I mean measurable intelligence and economic status.
By lower I mean measurable intelligence and economic status.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:03 pm to zacata88
A lot of those chicks are hot, stupid, and put out. I support TFA based on those three qualifications
Over the past 5 years, I have met probably 500 TFA girls
Over the past 5 years, I have met probably 500 TFA girls
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:03 pm to Geauxtiga
quote:This is actually becoming more and more prevalent. Nowadays, people go and get teaching degrees and then just constantly bitch about having to teach.
yall teach 'em at home
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:05 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:Yep. And most of the ones I know of were "put back" too. Mom couldn't keep up the pace. Problem was, when they brought them back they were all facked up and social retards.
This is actually becoming more and more prevalent.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:06 pm to CaptainPanic
People aren't bitching about teaching.... People are bitching about how they want to teach but social aspects and government standards changing every two years gets in the way for just "teaching".
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:08 pm to fouldeliverer
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avondale88
The last few threads I've seen you post in have awarded you the win for most idiotic poster on this board, which is quite a feat.
quote:
Due to the lack of repercussions the students are becoming more unruly.
This is exactly what I've seen. Some schools handle it well and are belittled for their inhumane and militaristic approach to behavior management, but that kind of strictness is needed at a lot of schools.
At the school I work at, there are no real consequences for bad behavior. If the student does something truly noteworthy, their parents are called, and those parents usually blame the school and/or teacher, and the students come back the next day and do the exact same things.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:10 pm to Bistineaubengal
quote:Beginning with the school boards. First, what other "profession" is run by lay people?
I just have a few in the family and I know the system is beyond repair at this point.
Second, we need to quit electing them and let them serve on a voluntary basis. I think Texas does this already.
They make too many decisions based on getting re-elected. They can also draw a retirement- which is crazy for one meeting a month.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:11 pm to SteveLSU35
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Worth more to whom? People bitch constantly about the lower half. Wouldn't it be nice if as a country we actually put some stock into the improvement of that group.
Worth more to the people with money. And besides, money is not the problem with schools. If there is one thing that I am confident as stating a pure fact, it's that you could dump a 10X the amount of money into these schools and new dumbass programs and not a damn thing would change. The problem is lack of fathers at home and schools not being able to discipline children. It's as simple as that.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:12 pm to CaptainPanic
quote:
yall teach 'em at home
quote:
This is actually becoming more and more prevalent.
The world needs socially awkward people too..
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:13 pm to avondale88
quote:
I could tell that the classroom that we were in was haunted. I lied and told them that a student hung himself in the room,
quote:
I would stare at them then they would put their head down on the desk, and plead with me not to put a spell on them.
I bet you were just your principal's little gem.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:14 pm to The Dudes Rug
quote:Some turn out okay. I saw one 4th grader once who WOULD NOT get out of his mom's lap/embrace. Seriously. They never returned after the day she visited the school to enroll him.
The world needs socially awkward people too..
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:15 pm to zacata88
quote:
Due to the lack of repercussions the students are becoming more unruly.
quote:
This is exactly what I've seen. Some schools handle it well and are belittled for their inhumane and militaristic approach to behavior management, but that kind of strictness is needed at a lot of schools.
This is the result of unrealistic school accountability ratings. Schools are judged based off student test scores, attendance rates and disciplinary actions. Unfortunately, while data drives this country now, the number of uncontrollable intangibles are too much to create a balanced playing field.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:15 pm to Geauxtiga
Well, in our district they have a strict "screw up, move up" policy. Don't get me started. 
This post was edited on 5/11/14 at 8:30 pm
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:17 pm to Bistineaubengal
quote:
Well, in our district they have a strict "screw up, move up" policy.
Yep. Either that or the Peter Principal. A person rises to his level of incompetence, eventually. Think about it.
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:22 pm to House_of Cards
quote:So true. I wonder how many people know that ALL students are being given the ACT- even though they KNOW they're not going to college- and THAT is one of the benchmarks in the accountability scoring.
This is the result of unrealistic school accountability ratings. Schools are judged based off student test scores, attendance rates and disciplinary actions. Unfortunately, while data drives this country now, the number of uncontrollable intangibles are too much to create a balanced playing field.
School scores/test scores are political. Politicians don't give a shite what little Charlie is doing down in Cameron. They want "improvement" so they can run for re-election on it.
Why you think they re-invent the wheel every 10 years. Remember Goals 2000? Remember No Child Left Behind?
This post was edited on 5/11/14 at 8:23 pm
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