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re: Prediction: within 10 years the shortage of teachers will be a crisis

Posted on 5/11/14 at 7:56 pm to
Posted by avondale88
Montgomery
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 7:56 pm to
Amen to your advice. I never had discipline problems while I taught at that majority black school, because I exploited their weaknesses. I found out that after my first week, these eighth graders were highly superstitious. I used their outmoded beliefs to my advantage. They would tell me crap like they had a witch riding their back the night before. Several told me that they once saw a ghost. I told them I saw ghosts all of the time and I could tell that the classroom that we were in was haunted. I lied and told them that a student hung himself in the room, because his girl friend rejected him. I even rigged books to fall off the shelves by using white fish line. You people might call me crazy, but I was hired to do a job, which was to teach. How can you teach if the assholes are running around and cursing you? I was known to be the Hoodoo man and I had perfect silence in my classroom. I may have scared them, but at least I taught them. BTW, the kids were crazy about me. In fact, my stories were so popular, that at my last year there, we had a haunted house. If a kid in my class got out of hand, I would stare at them then they would put their head down on the desk, and plead with me not to put a spell on them. There are some posters on this board who will definitely know me. My motto was it's either them or me, and being me, I won that game.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 7:58 pm to
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Because their services are worth more to the market than teacher's are. It's pretty fricking simple.

Dumbass
Says who?

You think pay is based on "worth"? A roustabout is worth 3X what a great teacher is?
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:00 pm to
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None of that should be part of a teacher's training.
Exactly. You starting to get the picture? That's just the tip of the ice berg of what my wife has to do.
Posted by zacata88
Member since Mar 2014
1682 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:00 pm to
Does this mean that there are going to be more of those rich TFA kids coming to places like Louisiana and putting in their two years before moving back home to suburban Chicago?
Posted by Geauxtiga
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34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:02 pm to
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Does this mean that there are going to be more of those rich TFA kids coming to places like Louisiana and putting in their two years before moving back home to suburban Chicago?
Can you say HOME SCHOOL muther fricker?!?!

Yall don't like the job teachers are doing, yall teach 'em at home. We'll see how that goes.
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
14862 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:03 pm to
Worth more to whom? People bitch constantly about the lower half. Wouldn't it be nice if as a country we actually put some stock into the improvement of that group.

By lower I mean measurable intelligence and economic status.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:03 pm to
A lot of those chicks are hot, stupid, and put out. I support TFA based on those three qualifications

Over the past 5 years, I have met probably 500 TFA girls
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:03 pm to
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yall teach 'em at home
This is actually becoming more and more prevalent. Nowadays, people go and get teaching degrees and then just constantly bitch about having to teach.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:05 pm to
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This is actually becoming more and more prevalent.
Yep. And most of the ones I know of were "put back" too. Mom couldn't keep up the pace. Problem was, when they brought them back they were all facked up and social retards.
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
14862 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:06 pm to
People aren't bitching about teaching.... People are bitching about how they want to teach but social aspects and government standards changing every two years gets in the way for just "teaching".
Posted by zacata88
Member since Mar 2014
1682 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:08 pm to
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avondale88


The last few threads I've seen you post in have awarded you the win for most idiotic poster on this board, which is quite a feat.

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Due to the lack of repercussions the students are becoming more unruly.


This is exactly what I've seen. Some schools handle it well and are belittled for their inhumane and militaristic approach to behavior management, but that kind of strictness is needed at a lot of schools.

At the school I work at, there are no real consequences for bad behavior. If the student does something truly noteworthy, their parents are called, and those parents usually blame the school and/or teacher, and the students come back the next day and do the exact same things.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:10 pm to
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I just have a few in the family and I know the system is beyond repair at this point.
Beginning with the school boards. First, what other "profession" is run by lay people?

Second, we need to quit electing them and let them serve on a voluntary basis. I think Texas does this already.

They make too many decisions based on getting re-elected. They can also draw a retirement- which is crazy for one meeting a month.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:11 pm to
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Worth more to whom? People bitch constantly about the lower half. Wouldn't it be nice if as a country we actually put some stock into the improvement of that group.


Worth more to the people with money. And besides, money is not the problem with schools. If there is one thing that I am confident as stating a pure fact, it's that you could dump a 10X the amount of money into these schools and new dumbass programs and not a damn thing would change. The problem is lack of fathers at home and schools not being able to discipline children. It's as simple as that.
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14059 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:12 pm to
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yall teach 'em at home

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This is actually becoming more and more prevalent.


The world needs socially awkward people too..
Posted by Geauxtiga
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Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:13 pm to
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I could tell that the classroom that we were in was haunted. I lied and told them that a student hung himself in the room,


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I would stare at them then they would put their head down on the desk, and plead with me not to put a spell on them.


I bet you were just your principal's little gem.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:14 pm to
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The world needs socially awkward people too..

Some turn out okay. I saw one 4th grader once who WOULD NOT get out of his mom's lap/embrace. Seriously. They never returned after the day she visited the school to enroll him.
Posted by House_of Cards
Pascagoula, MS
Member since Dec 2013
3927 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:15 pm to
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Due to the lack of repercussions the students are becoming more unruly.


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This is exactly what I've seen. Some schools handle it well and are belittled for their inhumane and militaristic approach to behavior management, but that kind of strictness is needed at a lot of schools.


This is the result of unrealistic school accountability ratings. Schools are judged based off student test scores, attendance rates and disciplinary actions. Unfortunately, while data drives this country now, the number of uncontrollable intangibles are too much to create a balanced playing field.
Posted by Bistineaubengal
Member since Aug 2008
840 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:15 pm to
Well, in our district they have a strict "screw up, move up" policy. Don't get me started.
This post was edited on 5/11/14 at 8:30 pm
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:17 pm to
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Well, in our district they have a strict "screw up, move up" policy.


Yep. Either that or the Peter Principal. A person rises to his level of incompetence, eventually. Think about it.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 5/11/14 at 8:22 pm to
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This is the result of unrealistic school accountability ratings. Schools are judged based off student test scores, attendance rates and disciplinary actions. Unfortunately, while data drives this country now, the number of uncontrollable intangibles are too much to create a balanced playing field.
So true. I wonder how many people know that ALL students are being given the ACT- even though they KNOW they're not going to college- and THAT is one of the benchmarks in the accountability scoring.

School scores/test scores are political. Politicians don't give a shite what little Charlie is doing down in Cameron. They want "improvement" so they can run for re-election on it.

Why you think they re-invent the wheel every 10 years. Remember Goals 2000? Remember No Child Left Behind?

This post was edited on 5/11/14 at 8:23 pm
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