re: Post a made up name for a made up sexual act.

Cleveland Scapula

Reverse Flap Slapper

The Classic Millennial Sex Pickle

The Houdini Hammer

The peej. Railing your sister in law up the arse on the stairwell with 9 inches while the rest of the family is having Thanksgiving dinner or some shite like that.

The Studabaker Sternal Rub

Kumquat Kwellumbang Koochie Kang

Pop that Priest

The Dillinger escape plan

The Dragonfly.

For when you gotta share a girl with your pals. Named after the mating rituals of dragonflies.

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MATING MECHANICS

The first step in the mating process is for the male dragonfly to subdue the female. The typical scenario looks like this. While in flight, the male approaches the female from behind, grabs hold of her thorax with his legs, and sometimes bites her in an effort to quickly subdue her. Pulling his abdomen forward, he uses his anal appendages (cerci) to hold her by the neck while continuing to fly with her in a formation referred to as tandem linkage.

The male dragonfly prepares for sex by transferring his sperm to his penis. Now comes the issue of joining the male's penis (located at the tip of his abdominal segment) to the female's genital opening (located near her neck). Once their sex organs are linked, the dragonfly couple forms a closed circle with their bodies.

Hold on, there is more. Since a female dragonfly will mate with multiple partners and only the last sexual partner will actually fertilize her eggs, the male dragonfly will scoop out the sperm of pervious mating partners using barbs on their penises. Once he has cleaned house (so to speak), the male dragonfly will position his sperm to maximize fertilization potential. Then he will stand guard and chase away any other males that attempt to mate with his partner.

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