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Pooping in public restrooms: handicap stall or nah?
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:53 am
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:53 am
When you poop in a public restroom do you prefer to use the handicap stall or the regular ones? I used to be a handicapper but since my wife left me I've grown to like the secure feeling a smaller stall provides
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Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:54 am to Grim
That's a shitty thing to do.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:54 am to Grim
I prefer stalls with no doors and toilet paper
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:55 am to Grim
Handicap stall. The chances of encountering a handicap person in the wild that needs to use the restroom is minimal.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:56 am to DupontsCircle
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Handicap stall. The chances of encountering a handicap person in the wild that needs to use the restroom is minimal.
This is the correct answer.
ETA: Worst case scenario is you do encounter the guy in the wheel chair and say "sorry..." while averting eye contact. Wash your hands and never see him again.
This post was edited on 8/4/16 at 9:57 am
Posted on 8/4/16 at 9:57 am to Grim
Handicap stall 100 out of 100 times and i don't feel bad about it.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:00 am to FishinTygah84
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Handicap stall 100 out of 100 times and i don't feel bad about it.
Occasionally, like maybe 3 out of 100 times, someone is already in there. And they're not handicapped either. So those times I just have to make do with the smaller stall.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:01 am to Grim
I typically find a nice hotel, drive up, say hello, do my business, walk out and say goodbye.
I always laugh when I get a have a nice trip come back and see us.
I always laugh when I get a have a nice trip come back and see us.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:01 am to XxxSpooky1
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I typically find a nice hotel, drive up, say hello, do my business, walk out and say goodbye.
That's a travel pro tip right there. Noted.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:03 am to ProjectP2294
Nobody uses those lobby bathrooms. They are usually immaculate.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:03 am to ShoeBang
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Worst case scenario is you do encounter the guy in the wheel chair and say "sorry..." while averting eye contact. Wash your hands and never see him again.
Look him dead in the eye and say, "When you gotta go?".
Then limp severely to the sink.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:04 am to ProjectP2294
At my old job this guy in a wheel chair was an arse to everyone, so in return I would always use the handicap stall after lunch knowing he would have to wait until I was done.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:04 am to Grim
I use the handicap stall no matter what.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:05 am to Grim
You wait..... You wait......
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:06 am to BeachDude022
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I prefer stalls with no doors and toilet paper
An old school Ivar's man, I see
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:06 am to Grim
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I have a wide stance
- Larry Craig
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:06 am to Grim
If you get caught, fake it.
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:07 am to Grim
Are you handicapped?
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:08 am to OweO
Lt. Dan, what happened to your legs?
Posted on 8/4/16 at 10:10 am to Grim
If I can nab a handicapped stall that's what I doodoo! I drop em quickly so I can easily be in and out within a minute or two and, as a bonus to efficiency and cleanliness, I usually produce a walk off. 
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