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Poll shows that 25% or men 85 and older have had sex in the last year..

Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:30 pm
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:30 pm
PEEEJ and Owlie still have a 25% chance of popping their cherry later in life.

JMCS? Not so much.

Things are looking..err.. getting up for you guys..

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More than a quarter of men over the age of 85 had sex in the past year, a study has revealed.

However, just 10 per cent of women had intercourse in the same period, researchers found.

Women find it increasingly difficult to find love as they age, because they live longer than men and outnumber them - leaving them with fewer potential partners to choose from.

This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:32 pm to
Maybe lubricants can save the oilfields
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:32 pm to
I'm not surprised at all about the men, but I'd be very surprised if 10% of women that age have sex.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:33 pm to
so that's why evolutionpep has been out of stock....
Posted by purpleleaf
Member since Aug 2011
4004 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:33 pm to
Saggy balls
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

I'm not surprised at all about the men


The article didn't state if the guys were having straight sex or non-straight sex.

Not that there is anything wrong with that..
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:34 pm to



An old man played bridge and gin rummy,
And got fresh with some Grandmas, quite yummy,
He could suck on their clits,
The same time as their tits,
'Cause their breasts hung down right past thier tummy.
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 3:12 pm
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40997 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:34 pm to
I think these guys made it up.

"Harold, I banged Sally in 3C."

"Jim, Sally says that isn't true."

"She has dementia, but she was lucid at the time, I swear!"
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:35 pm to
that's why nursing homes spread STDS "like wildfire"
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:35 pm to
Having sex in and of itself is no great accomplishment. Its who your having sex with that counts.
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 2:36 pm
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Having sex in and of itself is no great accomplishment. Its who your having sex with that counts.


At that age...

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106080 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:37 pm to
A better rate than the OT :rimshot:
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

just 10 per cent of women had intercourse in the same period, researchers found.


Good. Thinking of an 85 yr old woman getting it on is gross
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70471 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

but I'd be very surprised if 10% of women that age have sex.





Sue johannson disagrees
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40997 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:40 pm to
All that means that there are still sluts at the nursing home
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 2:41 pm
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Thinking of an 85 yr old woman getting it on is gross

but, swinging saggy old man balls
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

More than a quarter of men over the age of 85 had sex in the past year, a study has revealed.


I'm not surprised. Nursing/Retirement/Senior homes are basically a 24-7 orgy. On a related note, the cases of VD are super high. Guess when you're about to kick the bucket a little bit of The Clap is the least of your worries.

On an ever funnier related note, I worked at a golf community in Florida and I noticed a lot of the members had pineapple designed head covers, I finally caved and asked an older lady what the pineapple signified, to my dismay it was basically the calling card of being in the 75+ yr old swingers group in the community. I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
This post was edited on 2/16/16 at 2:48 pm
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
26536 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

However, just 10 per cent of women had intercourse in the same period

Those sluts!
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
12209 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:52 pm to
My uncle is approaching 80 and is a widower. Chasing after trim is his number one priority.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61607 posts
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:58 pm to
poll shows that 24.9% of men 85 or over lie about having sex.
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