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re: Policy on dating your buddy's daughter

Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:07 pm to
Friends mom = semi-understandable
Friends daughter = never

Unless you are muslim, of course, and your friend's daughter is 6 years old like muhammad did.

ps. yes, I bit on that one but what the hell? And yes, I know she was actually 9.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:08 pm to
RAY, where in the hell did that shite come from?
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:09 pm to
Email pics hertz764 @ gmail
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37905 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Who names a 12 year old godfather to their daughter?


Catholic church has a 16 year old minimum, but they allow the priest to make the decision. I've known young teens that were godparents. Sometimes godparents just get the title as an honorific. I'm godfather to one kid whose parents don't give a shite about religion. They just named me godfather out of friendship.
Posted by Dont_Call_Me_RAY
Member since Feb 2017
1439 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

RAY, where in the hell did that shite come from?

Well, I've been reading the Hadiths and found out muhammad told he best friend Abu Bakr that Allah revealed to him that Bakr's 6 year old daughter was for him. So he married her. But it's ok because muahammad was only 53 at the time.

The story just fit with the OP's question. Nothing more than that.
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18548 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:13 pm to
quote:

quote: Sounds trashy

They are older new Orleans money. Family is very well off and always has been.


Still trashy to be getting girls pregnant when you're 18
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:14 pm to
Policy on Dating My Daughter:

1. Pain if anyone of my buddies thinks about it

2.Severe pain if anyone of my buddies does it

3. A hospital stay for first base

4. Death for a home run
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23372 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:15 pm to
If I read that correctly the girl is 18, you are 12 years older at 30, and the girl's dad is 7 years older so 37? So he had a daughter at 19, and we are surprised she wants to put out like her mom?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:16 pm to
Why would your buddy want to kill you after scoring with your daughter?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

Still trashy to be getting girls pregnant when you're 18


No kidding. At least my dad waited until he was 19.

Much classier.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
37905 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:19 pm to
If the mom is 37 we'll need pics of her as well.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25136 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:25 pm to
I've boned a buddy's sister before, but a buddy's 18 year old daughter?
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
69703 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:28 pm to
Agreed.

Thank goodness I don't have to think about this for a very long time
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38906 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:33 pm to
Yeah I don't believe this at all
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4766 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

If one of my buddies starting porking my 18 year old daughter, there would be fisticuffs.


Is your nickname the Gentleman Masher?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16655 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:39 pm to
She is a slut for sure
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49619 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

quote:
Sounds trashy


They are older new Orleans money.

Family is very well off and always has been.


I know plenty of trash with money. Both old and new.

But that is as made up as the OP .
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29496 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Still trashy to be getting girls pregnant when you're 18




In his defense, it was at a ball and her mom is beyond sexy. Absolutely insane. But she's sexy
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49901 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:43 pm to
Has anyone ever seen Rando, Hammertime, ChefLepperd, and/or Pecker in the same room together?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

Is your nickname the Gentleman Masher?


Why do all the really funny posts get ignored?
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