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re: Policy on dating your buddy's daughter
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:07 pm to X123F45
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:07 pm to X123F45
Friends mom = semi-understandable
Friends daughter = never
Unless you are muslim, of course, and your friend's daughter is 6 years old like muhammad did.
ps. yes, I bit on that one but what the hell? And yes, I know she was actually 9.
Friends daughter = never
Unless you are muslim, of course, and your friend's daughter is 6 years old like muhammad did.
ps. yes, I bit on that one but what the hell? And yes, I know she was actually 9.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:08 pm to Dont_Call_Me_RAY
RAY, where in the hell did that shite come from?
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:12 pm to White Roach
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Who names a 12 year old godfather to their daughter?
Catholic church has a 16 year old minimum, but they allow the priest to make the decision. I've known young teens that were godparents. Sometimes godparents just get the title as an honorific. I'm godfather to one kid whose parents don't give a shite about religion. They just named me godfather out of friendship.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:12 pm to Walking the Earth
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RAY, where in the hell did that shite come from?
Well, I've been reading the Hadiths and found out muhammad told he best friend Abu Bakr that Allah revealed to him that Bakr's 6 year old daughter was for him. So he married her. But it's ok because muahammad was only 53 at the time.
The story just fit with the OP's question. Nothing more than that.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:13 pm to X123F45
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quote: Sounds trashy
They are older new Orleans money. Family is very well off and always has been.
Still trashy to be getting girls pregnant when you're 18
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:14 pm to X123F45
Policy on Dating My Daughter:
1. Pain if anyone of my buddies thinks about it
2.Severe pain if anyone of my buddies does it
3. A hospital stay for first base
4. Death for a home run
1. Pain if anyone of my buddies thinks about it
2.Severe pain if anyone of my buddies does it
3. A hospital stay for first base
4. Death for a home run
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:15 pm to Ash Williams
If I read that correctly the girl is 18, you are 12 years older at 30, and the girl's dad is 7 years older so 37? So he had a daughter at 19, and we are surprised she wants to put out like her mom?
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:16 pm to rantfan
Why would your buddy want to kill you after scoring with your daughter? 
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:18 pm to Ash Williams
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Still trashy to be getting girls pregnant when you're 18
No kidding. At least my dad waited until he was 19.
Much classier.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:19 pm to baldona
If the mom is 37 we'll need pics of her as well.
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:25 pm to X123F45
I've boned a buddy's sister before, but a buddy's 18 year old daughter? 
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:28 pm to TheCaterpillar
Agreed.
Thank goodness I don't have to think about this for a very long time
Thank goodness I don't have to think about this for a very long time
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:33 pm to X123F45
Yeah I don't believe this at all
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:36 pm to TheCaterpillar
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If one of my buddies starting porking my 18 year old daughter, there would be fisticuffs.
Is your nickname the Gentleman Masher?
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:40 pm to X123F45
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quote:
Sounds trashy
They are older new Orleans money.
Family is very well off and always has been.
I know plenty of trash with money. Both old and new.
But that is as made up as the OP .
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:42 pm to Ash Williams
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Still trashy to be getting girls pregnant when you're 18
In his defense, it was at a ball and her mom is beyond sexy. Absolutely insane. But she's sexy
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:43 pm to Pelican fan99
Has anyone ever seen Rando, Hammertime, ChefLepperd, and/or Pecker in the same room together?
Posted on 4/24/17 at 5:44 pm to MLCLyons
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Is your nickname the Gentleman Masher?
Why do all the really funny posts get ignored?
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