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re: Police juror shares 'Islamophobic' image on Facebook
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
With a name like Jack Clampit, it would be more surprising if he didn’t post something like this.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:19 pm to zzgobucky
I doubt Jack Clampit had a ton of followes.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
So that’s why there coffee tastes like shite
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:30 pm to DavidTheGnome
Lord they have a lot of rules about this.
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Islamic Toilet Etiquette Question: What are the rules and manners to be followed when answering the call of nature? ANSWER 1. When entering the toilet, one should say the A'udhu (isti'adha) and Basmala and then recite the prayer "Allahumma innee a'oodhu bika minal khubthi wal khabaa-ith." 2. When entering the toilet, one should not have in one's hand anything on which the name of Allahu ta'ala or any verse of the Qur'an al-karim is written. There is no objection if it is in one's pocket or covered with something. Similarly, when stepping into the toilet, one should not be wearing a pendant with the name of Allah on it. If one has, one should tuck it inside the neck of one's sweater before entering it. 3. It is permissible to enter the toilet with an amulet if it is covered properly. 4. One should enter the toilet with one's left foot and exit with one's right foot. 5. One should recite the prayer "Alhamdu-lil-laa-hil-la-dhi adh-haba 'a-nil a-dhaa wa 'a-faa-ni" when exiting the toilet. 6. One should not talk or sit for a long time or read anything like a newspaper or sing a song or smoke or chew gum in the toilet. 7. After cleaning one's private parts, one should cover them immediately. 8. One should neither face the Qibla nor turn one's back toward it while urinating or defecating. 9. One should remove the feces on one's anus with one's finger and wash one's hand. If there are still traces of filth, one should wash them with water. 10. When cleaning the private parts after answering the call of nature, men should wash them from the back to the front. Women should wash them from the front to the back. Thus, the genitals will not be smeared with filth, nor will it cause one to be sexually aroused by the stimulation of fingers. 11. One should dry one's private parts with a cloth after washing them. If there is not a cloth available, it is permissible to use toilet paper because toilet paper is produced to be used after answering the call of nature. But using other kinds of paper for this purpose is not permissible. 12. One should sprinkle some water over one's underpants after cleaning one's private parts. By doing so, when one notices wetness on one's underpants, one will not feel doubt as to whether it is urine or not. One should assume it to be the sprinkled water and should not fall into baseless misgivings (waswasa). 13. After cleaning their private parts, men should do istibra. Women do not do it. Istibra means not to leave any drops of urine in the urethra. It is done by walking or coughing or lying on the left side. 14. If a man exits the toilet without doing istibra, drops of urine may come out and soil his underwear. Therefore, he should insert a cotton wick as big as a barley seed into his urinary hole, whereby he will prevent urine from oozing out. 15. Istinka means a feeling of being sure and having no doubts that there are no drops of urine left, and one's heart is at ease about it. A man can make wudu' after this certitude in his heart. 16. One should not look at one's private parts or spit into the toilet. 17. One should not urinate while standing unless there is strong necessity for doing so and should not let drops of urine splash onto one's clothes. To that end, one should keep separate pajamas or tracksuit. It is mustahab to enter the toilet with separate pajamas and with the head covered. 18. One should wash one's hands after using the toilet. 19. One must not urinate into any water, on a wall of a mosque, in a cemetery, or on a road. 20. Cleaning the private parts with stones and similar materials is an acceptable substitute for cleaning them with water.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:38 pm to nes2010
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One should not talk or sit for a long time or read anything like a newspaper or sing a song or smoke or chew gum in the toilet.
Nothing in there about Tigerdroppings
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:40 pm to DavidTheGnome
Durka durka jihad Muhammad jihad durka durka
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:46 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Jack Clampit
I wonder if he’s kin to Jed Clampit of The Beverly Hillbillies Fame?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 12:53 pm to DavidTheGnome
Speaking of Muslims they just opened this place called halal guys by me which is frankly terrifying that they're able to operate in the open like that
Posted on 4/27/18 at 1:01 pm to DavidTheGnome
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The Council on American-Islamic Relations, a Washington-based civil rights organization, said it has witnessed an unprecedented spike in bigotry targeting American Muslims and members of other minority groups since the election of Donald Trump as president.
They just couldn't help themselves..
Posted on 4/27/18 at 1:05 pm to nes2010
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Lord they have a lot of rules about this.
Depends on which "they" you mean. Muslims have lots of different sects, much like Christians do. Some are liberal, some aren't (hence the rules).
Christians, for example, include Catholics, Orthodox, Episcopalian, Baptist, Calvinist, Full Gospel, and probably Quarter Gospel as well. Some believe in "laying on of hands" and "speaking in tongues", others do not.
Similar divisions exist for Muslims.
Posted on 4/27/18 at 1:09 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Police juror shares 'Islamophobic' image on Facebook
Why did you put quotes around Islamophobic?
Posted on 4/27/18 at 1:10 pm to DavidTheGnome
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Jack Clampit, Ouachita Parish
Uncle Jed says so what
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