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re: "plastic is fantastic" according to real life Barbie (NSFW)

Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Sorry I'm female but do guys really dig this???



frick no.

We have a hard enough time dealing with normal woman and their normal craziness, this one is absolutely inhumane and downright terrifying.

It's mental illness.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:02 pm to
Couldn't hurt to try it once, right?
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19286 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:06 pm to
27 and probably will not see 40. That can't be good for your health
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:09 pm to
I would hit it once.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
15267 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

Sorry I'm female but do guys really dig this???


Nope, and not for the obvious physically distorted reasons, but they do play a large part in my not liking it.

It's more to do with the mental aspect of a person who does this to themselves to achieve whatever state of perfection they have in their mind, no matter how delusional.

Most people like this put all their self worth in their physical appearance, and that is only going to last for so long, then what do they have besides pictures.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36104 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:36 pm to
Lucky for her, I'm hung like a Ken doll.
Posted by yat70458
Member since Sep 2007
504 posts
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:02 pm to
just like a peach
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:06 pm to
Vajazzled, I'm sure.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:10 pm to
Eh. I’d try her out. Those lips can probably do some things.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36104 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:03 am to
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Those lips can probably do some things.


You'd get the same sensation and be better off putting it between the cushions of a naugahyde couch.

At least the couch won't stalk you after.

Posted by AnorexicGator
northshore
Member since Apr 2018
258 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:12 am to
She can add back surgery to her list. Hauling those things around will eventually lead to back pain.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:44 am to
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The cosmetic-obsessed model and Instagram star — real name Paris Herms — has spent more than $70,000 in her bizarre quest for perfection.


quote:

perfection


Yet she’s got a full sleeve tattoo.

I’m not gonna keep beating the dead horse about how ridiculous the rest of her looks, y’all covered that. I would just like to point out how fricking trashy tats are.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:47 am to
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I wonder what it's vag looks like.

show me on the Barbie doll...
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 11:49 am to
quote:

You'd get the same sensation putting it between the cushions of a naugahyde couch.


Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32758 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 12:02 pm to
I don’t remember Barbie having trashy tattoos.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

I don’t remember Barbie having trashy tattoos.

millennial Barbie
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55518 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 12:10 pm to
Would the OT rather PIITB of this plastic beauty, or PIV missionary with a landwhale? Is that even a legit scenario?
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