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Pipe pledge's ex?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:04 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:04 pm
Im a junior at UofL, in a pretty good fraternity and I met a girl at a party a few weeks back. Made out, exchanged snapchats, and all around blacked out and forgot I even met her. Been making some big snap moves and followed her instagram and just saw that she used to date a pledge. From what I can see they dated for atleast 3 years, maybe even 4 and broke up coming in to college. She wants my dick bad bad. I don't know the kid's name really, we have many similar friends though and although even though I am a pretty decent sized guy at 5'11 160-70, the dude is easily 6'3 200+.
Pros -
she is fricking hot
snapchats have been freaky
lives in the same apartment complex as me (can frick alot)
birth control ( i think )
no one really knows her as far as I am aware
fat butt
only fricked one guy
he broke up with her
two of my brothers have fricked my exes, both within a week of breaking up. One did talk to me about it after though, so its not like bro code is taken very seriously in my fraternity sadly
cons
he could fricking whoop my arse no doubt about it
she is perhaps psycho
is perhaps using me to start shite
if she tries to make plans and I say im busy she gets like, scary mad, like to the point where I am convinced she really only wants dick to get back at her ex.
is stupid but also crazy
should i beat?
Pros -
she is fricking hot
snapchats have been freaky
lives in the same apartment complex as me (can frick alot)
birth control ( i think )
no one really knows her as far as I am aware
fat butt
only fricked one guy
he broke up with her
two of my brothers have fricked my exes, both within a week of breaking up. One did talk to me about it after though, so its not like bro code is taken very seriously in my fraternity sadly
cons
he could fricking whoop my arse no doubt about it
she is perhaps psycho
is perhaps using me to start shite
if she tries to make plans and I say im busy she gets like, scary mad, like to the point where I am convinced she really only wants dick to get back at her ex.
is stupid but also crazy
should i beat?
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 5:05 pm
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Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:05 pm to gangbean
quote:
I am a pretty decent sized guy at 5'11 160-70,
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:05 pm to gangbean
Nice try with this troll
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:06 pm to gangbean
In
Btw I’d recommend y’all go to corner baw and duke it out. Let me know so I can go watch.
Oh wait you live in Monroe?
Btw I’d recommend y’all go to corner baw and duke it out. Let me know so I can go watch.
Oh wait you live in Monroe?
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:07 pm to gangbean
quote:
only fricked one guy
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:08 pm to Yellerhammer5
jesus i dont know where you live but im pretty average size around here, all my weight is upper body too cause frick leg day so I look a lot bigger than people the same weight as me
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:08 pm to gangbean
Glad someone is calling the university of Louisiana by its proper name
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:08 pm to gangbean
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:12 pm to gangbean
quote:
should i beat?
No. Let her do it for you.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:14 pm to gangbean
This could affect your future status on the supreme court. Choose your path wisely.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:14 pm to gangbean
quote:
two of my brothers have fricked my exes, both within a week of breaking up.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:17 pm to gangbean
The only con I see is no pic was posted.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:20 pm to gangbean
The pledge is going to bend you over and buttfrick you. And you’ll like it
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:23 pm to gangbean
It all starts off in the lot when me and my boys are in a circle poundin' Busch Lights while were blastin' Ants Marching from my new Jeep Grand Cherokee. Ya my Jeep is white and i know it gets dirty easily but frick it, the bitches love that shite. As we pass around our fat fricking bottle of Absolute Strawberry, we just scope out hotties while we try to ward off all other loser Chads, as the bitches flock to my Jeep like a fricking watering hole in the desert. SLUTS. Me and my Bro's don't even head in until the 3rd song. As we walk in I stick in a fatty dip of grizzly bear and simultaneously smoke a cig and drink the rest of my warm Busch light. So were in the show. We start just pushing our way to the front. Lights. Dave. Black dude on drums. Jesus on Saxophone. SLUTS. By this point every song sounds just the fricking same as the other one. But I know Dave is fuggin killin' it anyways. I grab this girl next to me and we makeout for a solid 15min during Crash Into Me. I finally push that bitch off and low and behold some other slut starts grabbin my arse. After that I head to the bathroom with my bros and wait in line for 20 mins. We head back to our spot and some jackass is standing there. I'm about to bust his ugly Ted Danson lookin' face in, but before I can he whips out a joint and offers me and my crew to smoke up. He tells me he's there watching his daughter and her friends that are all in high school. Next thing I know I wake up in my Jeep with my dick hanging out of my zipper. Now this has happened to me before so it doesn't even phase me. I just pop in a sick 03' Dave CD and fricking cruise home.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:23 pm to gangbean
What's a Pipe pledge? Not familiar with that.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:24 pm to gangbean
quote:
Pipe pledge's ex?
I bet she misses his pipe
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:24 pm to gangbean
Let me see a pic and then I’ll let you know
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:26 pm to gangbean
You planning on becoming a Supreme Court Justice?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:32 pm to gangbean
You're a small fricker , mentally and physically and she doesn't want you that bad. She's playing you to get back at ex.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 5:36 pm to rantfan
This is stupid with no pics.
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