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Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:24 pm to Pecker
Damn it.
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:33 pm to NATidefan
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No baby powder or wet wipes for your arse? Amateur...
He clearly mentioned Gold Bond. Study up.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:33 pm to Rebel
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Which website did you steal this idea for a thread from?
This is an odd shtick. The "pecker takes ideas from other places" shtick. As if this could come from the mind of anyone else
Here's an idea: from now on it's your job to follow-up on my threads with your own individual research to ensure my material is not improperly sourced. If you can tell me where I took it from, I'll let Mikelbr blow you.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:42 pm to Pecker
I use Summer's Eve on my arse.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:43 pm to Pecker
Don't use deodorant
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:53 pm to NATidefan
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No baby powder or wet wipes for your arse? Amateur...
Not if he’s planning to get his arse licked. Nobody wants to taste that.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:53 pm to Pecker
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Pecker
I'm pretty sure I would fart and then shove your face in my arse and you could do nothing about it.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:00 pm to Pecker
You run over kittens with a lawn mower, don't you?
You are Kevin Spacey in Seven.
You are Kevin Spacey in Seven.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:05 pm to stinkdawg
Years ago I had an appt with a guy from the Middle East at his home to help him organize some assets . The funk that came off this man was so vile I thought I might vomit . Seriously, not kidding. It was a funk so uniquely rancid , that after about three minutes I made a weak excuse , left and never came back .
Once , I went skiing with my Korean friend Shim. We were all stuffed together in the car and he smelled like an Asian dude who had been hermetically sealed inside a clove of garlic, the putrid mixture of Korean Man and garlic seeping through his pores like emulsified feculent vaginal blood farts . It was 20 degrees, but we rode with the windows down, all the way to Copper Mountain.
Once , I went skiing with my Korean friend Shim. We were all stuffed together in the car and he smelled like an Asian dude who had been hermetically sealed inside a clove of garlic, the putrid mixture of Korean Man and garlic seeping through his pores like emulsified feculent vaginal blood farts . It was 20 degrees, but we rode with the windows down, all the way to Copper Mountain.
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:07 pm to Lsupimp
I worked around a lot of Indians and they do not believe in deodorant. They either smell like curry or BO.
Copper mountain is the shite though.
Copper mountain is the shite though.
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 6:08 pm
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:29 pm to Lsupimp
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Once , I went skiing with my Korean friend Shim.
Was that really his/her name?
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:38 pm to Pecker
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I clean my butt like there's food about to be served on it. Is that because I think I'm going to get my butt licked every night. No, but I don't want to have to stop her if she tries. nah mean?
This is what hookers are for. You rent butt-lickers, you don't buy them.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:39 pm to Pecker
I buy bigass sponges on Amazon once a month.
Maybe I should try a loofah.....decisions...
Maybe I should try a loofah.....decisions...
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:45 pm to McCaigBro69
One thing I love about the summer is how clean I stay. I can hop in my above ground pool every damn day.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:48 pm to Kcrad
Hyungseop Shim. Good guy . Absolutely brilliant. Could sleep anywhere at any time - always had a smile on his face, drank like a fish, studied like a maniac , always chasing the white girls to no avail.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:05 pm to Pecker
If you worked from home would you shower daily ?
I do, it wakes me up and gets my brain going.
I do, it wakes me up and gets my brain going.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:09 pm to ThatMakesSense
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I'm pretty sure I would fart and then shove your face in my arse
I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time you've imagined my face in your arse
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:15 pm to Pecker
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Pro-tip 2: Use a loofah
I'm willing to bet 80% of the OT doesn't even own one.
And 80% of the people that respond saying they do have one is really their wife's
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