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re: Personal Hygiene & Grooming Talk: Part 1 - Bad Breath

Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Always get the purple one's

and make sure you throw them on the ground when you're finished using them
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:34 pm to
How much is this waterpik?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30342 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:35 pm to
But Pecker, you didn’t address the earwax epidemic that is sweeping the nation. Undoubtedly caused by shoving earbuds into your eardrum. I can smell a persons earwax from 5 feet away. Do I go at it with Q-tips? A paper clip? Should I pour a bottle of sprite in my ears?

This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

but that is his world, the world of a homo-, er, I mean metrosexual


There isn't a single person I know who would call me a metrosexual.

I'm very masculine. I'm just handsome, dress well, have good hygiene and I'm well-groomed.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12684 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:37 pm to
Brush your tongue
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26690 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:38 pm to
Zackly breath...

Your breath smells zackly like shite..
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18565 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:38 pm to
Also, what about tonsil stones?????





The smell will knock a buzzard off a shite wagon!
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 12:40 pm
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40147 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

How much is this waterpik?



There's the new Sonic Fusion (OT Baller) for 199.99

I have the WaterPik Complete Care 5.0 (Black). On Sale right now at BBY for 93.99
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22699 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

A bunch of 50 year olds who smell like shite are going to call you a fig


Why do all of you care what another man's breath smells like?

/sarcasm
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18565 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

'm very masculine. I'm just handsome, dress well, have good hygiene and I'm well-groomed.



Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30342 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:42 pm to
quote:

tonsil stones


That’s veneral disease
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Brush your tongue



This is also necessary. I skipped over this as it seems obvious but I'll update the OP so as not to lead men astray by suggesting that it's not an important part of a mouth-cleaning regimen.
Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2800 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:48 pm to
Where the hell is the butt tips Pecker? Don't keep us waiting
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18565 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:48 pm to
Pecker,

As a request for Animal Talk can you discuss the Harlequin Shrimp?

Shrimp Article

Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53104 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:49 pm to
I drink a lot of mouthwash so my breath is fresh and my teeth is clean
Posted by oreeg
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
5282 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:50 pm to
Posted by Boks
Red Lodge, MT
Member since Jul 2013
1122 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:55 pm to
To save money, I brush my teeth with the toilet brush.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

As a request for Animal Talk can you discuss the Harlequin Shrimp?


I'll consider it. I don't pick and choose which animals I write about. The universe has to speak to me. My inspiration must be organic. Maybe one day the cosmos will inspire me with a vision of the Harlequin Shrimp.

A new Animal Talk (in which I highlight a beautiful, majestic and powerful creature) is scheduled to drop in the next couple days depending on how these meetings go tomorrow and Thursday.
Posted by LeMarteau
Hoover, AL (B.R. native)
Member since Mar 2008
2165 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:58 pm to
Solid advice that A LOT of people need to hear.
You are providing a service to the many plebeians who have not learned basic hygiene from their lowlife parents.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18565 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 12:58 pm to
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