Period panties let you bleed right onto the faces of politicians

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Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables. The company has come up with line of period underwear called “Bloody Marys” that will absorb a woman’s monthly flow into a fabric picture of a politician known for their inability to absorb relevant-factual information when forwarding legislation about a woman’s body.

The garment features a “blood dumpster” with the face of one of nine politicos including GOP gems such as Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. However, if you don’t see one you want, fear not as founder Sarah Palatnik is open to suggestion.

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