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re: People who say mountains over beach

Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103567 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:43 pm to
I don't like sand. It's all coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere. 
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 5:44 pm
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:45 pm to
Hello there
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46141 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:46 pm to
Did the question on Bumble trigger this rant?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298087 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

when you can sit in a chair with a cold beer watching the sunset with an unlimited supply of arse and titties all around you


You sound like this gentleman

Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:46 pm to
Gatlinburg is actually beautiful.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:47 pm to
I get bored at the beach after a day. It’s nice to sit and relax for a while, but after a few hours I’d like to actually do something.

The beach is overrated.
Posted by HerbEaverstinks
Member since Jan 2011
4508 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:47 pm to
Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Sheriee
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love dying they were doin' it in Texas
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin' with the train
They were all in love with dying they were drinkin' from a fountian
That is pouring like an avalance coming down the mountian
I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
Some will die in hot pursuit and firey auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountian
That is pouring like and avalance coming down the mountian
I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death he caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever-present football player rapist
They were all in love with dying they were doin' it in Texas
Holly caught a bullet but it only hit his leg
While it should have been a better shot he got him in the head
They were all in love with dying they were drinkin' from a fountian
That was pouring like an avalance coming down the mountian
I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12457 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:50 pm to
Mountains, mountains, and more mountains. The hiking, the scenery, the cool summers and nine month long winters! I love that shite. I’d rather freeze my arse off on a 15 minute chairlift ride than burn my feet on a hot sand beach.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7101 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:50 pm to
Every day I wake up I hate the beach a little more.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:50 pm to
The beach you literally do the same fricking thing every. Single. Day.

At least with a mountain you can do different things.
Posted by LetzGeaux
Member since Feb 2017
319 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:51 pm to
I’m assuming you never did morning sex and coffee on the cabin porch looking out at the mountains. Give me that instead of sand in my arse crack all day.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14921 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:51 pm to
Beaches are hot. frick that.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56693 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:52 pm to
I guess my avatar puts me on #TeamMountain

I like both, I really do. But watching the sun rise while standing above the clouds on top of Haleakala or hiking Crags Trail on the way to Pikes Peak to the sunset was majestic AF
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133637 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:53 pm to
If you can’t appreciate the magnificence of the mountains then I don’t know what’s wrong with you.


Both have their majesty and their allure
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

I’ll hang up and listen.


It's obvious you've never gotten off your lazy arse and spent a few days on the Appalachian Trial .... sure beats the hell out of sand in crack of your arse and blisters from jelly fish stings.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12457 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

The beach you literally do the same fricking thing every. Single. Day.
I lived on the Biloxi beach for two years. Everyone loved coming to visit me, but that shite got old fast.

Sand every-damned-where. Sticky car seats. Breaking a sweat walking from the car to the front door of the store. No thanks.



ETA- But to each their own. Besides, that’s why we have commercial jetliners to visit the other.
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 6:00 pm
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 5:58 pm to
And another thing, the mountains are immensely more beautiful than the beach.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60710 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:00 pm to
You live in one of those mansions?
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:01 pm to
I get tired of being gawked and whistled at by all the women in bikinis. It makes me feel like a piece of meat in a banana hammock.
Posted by DumpTruckerson
Member since Feb 2017
1490 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 6:03 pm to
beach is fun to walk down and drink all day/repeat. Mountains offer a lot more.. golf/hiking/skiing ect
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